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Like for Charles Koch to die next.
Reskeet for Rupert Murdoch to die next. 50 527 1194
I liked and reskeeted for the "why not both?" energy. 1 14
My heart really wants McConnell. 1 8
Honestly if I happened to have that notebook from that one anime, the names I'd be writing in it would be CLARENCE THOMAS, BRETT KAVANAUGH, and AMY CONEY BARRETT. 1 24
(A great trifecta to enter in the notebook, to be clear.) 7
Chanting over a fire for Mitch 1 9
Throwing coins in a well for Dick Cheney. 5
All my hopes and dreams for America hinge on Trump going next. 1 7
I often think about the bit in Hitchhiker’s Guide concerning Grunthos the Flatulent… his major intestines leapt up through his throat and throttled his brain to save the Universe from his poetry. Seems like some part of Trump’s anatomy should be willing to make this ultimate sacrifice. 1 1
Unfortunately, he's bad to the bone. 1
As a Kansan, I'll have to go with Koch. Seriously hard choice tho 5
Mitch McConnell, you're up buddy! 5
Oh, no. Trump's my #1 next die vote. 4
I did both. Hoping for a murder-suicide situation. 4
Koch, that cuntbag has way too much control over kansas politics 4
Don't threaten me with a good time. 3
If I comment, can I get a two for one deal? 1 3
may the odds be ever in your favor 3
Mutual auto-erotic asphyxiation mishap 3
Can I comment for McConnell? 2
replying for both with a side of Bill Barr 2
I mean I can do both rite 1 2
Doing both to hedge my bets. 1
Both? Both. Both is good. 1
I did both! I imagine they're in the same car crusher. 1
both would be great but there’d be an actual immediate good impact on the world rn of Clarence Thomas dies before next fall 1
TFG, Putin, & McConnell are all overdue 1
I liked and reskeeted so hard that my children's children will feel it. 1
*slams both buttons* WHERE'S THE ONE FOR THE WHOLE ROYAL FAMILY!? 1
I both liked & reskeeted. The more the merrier! 1
I did both, just to be sure. 1
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