joel

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hey gang this is big pharma here we are testing out fun slogans for a cool new gen of teenz, so far we’ve got: gotta have my GABA! and we blew the whole budget so what do we do now please

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You don’t have to let the washer or dryer complete its little opening song before setting the dial. It feels rude to cut it off but the machine doesn’t actually care

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it's Shut The Fuck Up Saturday

kinda a genre of horror to see the flash point moment in real time

some day they’re gonna crack the dopamine puzzle and entire genomic diathesis of addiction with a real cure and I’ll be in a rocking chair yelling about how “no one gets sober the real way anymore” - ok grandpa eat your flavor paste and let’s get you to bed

Sam Raimi's Deontology: Why Uncle Ben Had to Die, a terrible essay that no one would like by me

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you’re gonna get your ass beat at bird school with a name like Piping Plover

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sorry, looks like your frontal lobe is fully developed. you’re no longer allowed to have fun. especially online

that rubber band effect of being sober for 1-2 years giving you just enough distance to see how awful you were is a sublime little pain. still holding out hope to hit escape velocity and try the whole radical self love thing before the inertia of immutable history grounds me

the island* is calling *coconut pineapple sparkling water

[grimly] that’s that meme espresso

sitting in urgent care for back injury while It’s All Coming Back To Me plays at a volume that can only be described as “ambitious” at 8:15 a.m. how old am I again

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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

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As always, I beg of all of you to read posts made to Trump's account as campaign communications and not individual rantings. This is the campaign telling the Project 2025 assholes not to screw up Trump's chances of winning.

Today in "Trump didn't write this, someone on his campaign staff did." I don't know if Kellyanne Conway is working for Trump these days but this feels more like her style, voice, and syntax than Trump or those posting on his behalf recently.

Yo Gabapentin!

I hate fireworks and i somehow injured my back walking down the stairs today and if you tell me these two things are related then

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new from me: the opinion in Trump v. United States is a John Roberts special, creating an immunity test meant to give the veneer of wide applicability beyond Trump while clearly skewed towards a single predetermined outcome

Opinion | The Supreme Court wrote an immunity test Trump can't help but passwww.msnbc.com Chief Justice John Roberts' opinion in Trump v. United States will eventually gut any chance that the former president's actions lack immunity.

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I’m losing human rights Ned

solidarity to all the former sadboys yearning to post ts eliot without quotes to the tl. we will get through this

and may all your therapies gobok

saying “hot” out loud to every gay post I scroll past - it’s called being an ally

searching “A24” on pornhub and nodding thoughtfully at the results

the worst part of having covid a second time? I would say it’s the covid

went on a bender tonight, which for me means had 4 different brands of sparkling water

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Someone on the street pointed out my dog was limping and it’s like yeah she was born during the Bush administration she’s tired.

haha no, yeah! yeah no worries! omg it's no problem seriously. no yeah I'll just go kill myself! what's that? I said a blue whale can eat up to 8,000 lbs of krill myself

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Bluesky has crossed the critical growth threshold where there’s always someone getting yelled at on here

face down, ass up that’s the way I like to catch up on podcasts