pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”: Bluesky has crossed the critical growth threshold where there’s always someone getting yelled at on here

Bluesky has crossed the critical growth threshold where there’s always someone getting yelled at on here

Shut the fuck up boat

Beat me by three seconds you son of a bitch

goddammit it's only been 55 seconds you absolute turds!

Fuck you for not rounding to a minute

You dumb fucks fell for the bait smh

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Not my fault you’re slow as fuck

Fuck you it was four

Your mom was four

My mom is dead you insensitive prick!

And for the first six hours of the day it's Jamelle Bouie for some godforsaken reason

that man could say ice water is refreshing on a hot day and people would attack him

Jamelle Bouie does not think Joe Flacco is an elite quarterback

Bluesky developed the Main Character. They grow up so fast.

Beautiful to watch convergent evolution in action

i remember a few main characters from like april lol. maybe not multiple per day tho.

I think the rate is increasing. And some probably get shut down before they reach full potential.

i wonder if it is superlinear wrt. number of users

We used to have to cultivate main characters, but like mushrooms after fall rain they are now sprouting up on their own

The user based systematically eliminated all the early big accounts on here so we’re gonna be force to attack randos until @billkezos.bsky.social SLIPS UP

I don’t think that’s possible, he’s the definition of chill vibes

Why would you do this to such a guy who is kind and chill?

There is a beautiful new crop of main characters each one with a greater personaliy disorder than the last

Finally a reason to log on

Fuckers

How dare you

I just signed up so it might be my fault. I'm sorry.

Oh, do shut up bsky.app/profile/spam...

Seems bluesky already has a rampant dick brigade. And they're trying to fuck @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Keep that shitty behavior in the cage where it belongs. Please and thank you

I was about to say, 80% of the time it’s Neil Gaiman.

But maybe, just maybe, the main character will be a furry or something!

Well it was always going to happen at some point - still so much better than the ship we escaped from.

I got here just in time to witness the transition from "oh cool, Neil Gaiman is active here" to "oh wow, some valueless pest or another is always publicly mad at Neil Gaiman"

Oh shit, is Lauren finally getting a break?

I got blocked today by some rando because I objected to insurance companies having a tracker on my car so clearly, I'm here to brawl!

Nature is healing

I’m blocking the yellers on sight, no second chance. So far so good.

A lil bit of hating never hurt nobody

Everyone is mad at Shaun King today!! It’s like old home week!

Cool, I look forward to my huffy departure in four months

It's not an airport, you dont need to pre-announce your future departure

I’m pre-announcing that I’m doing your mom this weekend

ewww

But isn’t it usually just Jamelle?

somebody called my grandmother a whore yesterday.

I got my first "Uh-Actually-Annie/Alan" on a post that I thought could not have been more lighthearted the other day I almost consider it a milestone at this point

How it should feel every day:

Thank god

Boat where is the latest argument I want to be annoying

YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH 😂😂😂🥴🥴🥴

Oh like a warm bath! I have missed the Twitter yelling.

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