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Welcome to BlueSky. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
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Space Jam in the feed! I repeat! Space Jam in the feed!! The world is healing 😩🤌

Fun Fact: Unlike the original General Lee, the windows won't open to allow your escape when you jump the massive ramp that is a speed bump and crash after escaping the cops at a smooth 55.

Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.

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I’m a cat person so this is allowed

I had the safeword?! You had the safeword! Oh wow, this trip to Amsterdam is either gonna be fun or get real. GOLLY!

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this week on a special presentation, we're talkin' the 5000 fingers of Dr T!!! open.spotify.com/episode/3bQq...

A Special Presentation 248: The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T [1 of 2]open.spotify.com Listen to this episode from A Special Presentation, or Alf Will Not Be Seen Tonight on Spotify. Dr.Seuss was a newspaper political cartoonist and that TOTALLY makes any Seuss vehicle fair game for our...

TF Toon July Road Rovers '96 S01E03 A Hair Of The Dog That Bit You The team investigates reports of werewolves in London, where a member of the team is scratched(drooled on) & infected with Lycanthropy. Upon the full moon they must deal with the enlarged & enraged werewolf form of Colleen. Bummer.

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When the France election results are good

Vote, folks. It can work.

BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.

Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...

What I look (and feel) like scrolling social media

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If anyone’s wondering what’s going on in Tumblr land.

TF Toon July Scooby-Doo and th Goblin King '08 Direct to Video A Halloween Carnival stage Magician steals the powers of a fairy hostage for the Goblin Scepter. Scooby & Shaggy travel to the Spirit World & steal back the magic staff Krudsky uses to change the gang into a Werewolf, Vampire & Witch.

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youtu.be/gE80Mdv7eTs?... TF adjacent humor

VvWWyoutu.be Those who bite monsters should beware lest they thereby become monsters.

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And they got one hell of a photo op out of it, too

Meanwhile eight states, seven Democratic trifectas (CA, CO, MA, ME, MI, MN, NM) and Vermont, took a lesson from the pandemic and made universal free school meals permanent.

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TF Toon July Batman: The Animated Series '92 S01E36 Moon of the Wolf Batman investigates a series of werewolf attacks. Olympian, Anthony Romulus is doping from a formula by the evil Prof. Milo, but is turned into a werewolf. (Good ol' Timberwolf Estrogen) Blackmailed for the cure to attack people.

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The people, united,

JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:

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@blacksmoke1033.bsky.social oh my god???? I'm loosing my fucking mind I love these ahahaahah

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Kink at pride is more than just an expression of passion, it's an act of defiance against the rising tide of corporate pride. Every motherfucker who's fighting for more sanitized queer spaces is inadvertently leaving the door open for corpos to swoop in and squeeze us for every penny we're worth.

They have that juicy Shaq meat!

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“I love to hear you call!” #AngelHare

If one of the Golden Girls was a secret werewolf, which one would it be and why is it Blanche?

Knowing the story, I see how this ends. Had a Android smack me good a few times.

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[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: how goesss the election? Rowling: did we win? Posie Parker: good news! Parker: if words meant the opposite of what they do, then yes we won! Rowling: excellent, excellent, that'ss great Rowling: wait a ssec

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Beanswww.youtube.com Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupBeans · Kurt CobainMontage Of Heck: The Home Recordings℗ 2015 The End of Music, LLC, under exclusive license to U...

Time to melt faces.

Watching Sweeney Todd proshot with With Angela Lansbury, George Hearn and considering next time to make these with it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhAt...

4 Steak n Ale Pies. The Ultimate Savoury Meat piewww.youtube.com How to make 4 individual, Steak n Ale Pies, easy step by step instructions, from start to finish.Patreon https://www.patreon.com/user?u=16607621PayPal don...

I so love Chef Jean-Pierre. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL2H...

3 Michelin Star Mashed Potatoes | Chef Jean-Pierrewww.youtube.com Hello There Friends! Mashed Potatoes are loved by all and so easy to make. So why not take them to the next level with two easy steps! Come and learn how to ...

Dinner critique became more colorful when she started watching Hell's Kitchen uncensored on Tubi.

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Just something sweet I illustrated based on this really cute idea of mine where basically, Simba & Nala spend their retirement in the jungle where they first reunited. Here they are resting on a hill, huddling against one another as they watch the sun set on their time. <3 #thelionking #fanart