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Joey McAllister

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Mostly organic material and a series of vibrations registering as sound.
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Also also, Hidden Falls Regional Park is mostly Mississippi River right now.
Also, the dam.
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Also, the dam.
I know a lot of people have already posted pretty much this same photo of the falls, but … wow. Absolutely raging.
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I know a lot of people have already posted pretty much this same photo of the falls, but … wow. Absolutely raging.
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RIP, Martin Mull. Clue will forever be one of my favorite films because of the unbeatable cast.
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A break in the rain has brought out the critters.
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21,000m rowed today. I would like a nap now.
Doing strenuous exercise (rowing) for prolonged periods (21km) is trippy.
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This weather app seems to have determined that my detailed interest in tonight’s weather makes me the target for this ad. Or maybe it’s because I don’t have a job and live in campus housing?
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I’m pretty sure it was this.
quote post with image/s of your first concert
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“That’s a bad city, dad.” “What does that mean?” “It means it’s on fire and has a lot of lips.”
The 2 y.o.’s favorite animated character, now in plush form.
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The 2 y.o.’s favorite animated character, now in plush form.
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… your body can’t handle as many French fries.
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This bird is disappointed.
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Oh yeah? The MN legislature allowed me to continue using your service? Fuck off.
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Y’all should be here. 🏒 #PWHL
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Baby’s first hockey game. By “baby,” I mean the 2 y.o. But also me. I am baby, too.
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That’s generous. I was thinking Star Fox (1994, SNES).
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Garbage photo (full zoom on an iPhone SE), but I wasn’t about to get any closer to an eagle.
OMG the nest is right at the park parking lot. You can just sit there and watch them come and go.
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I’d lump this in with “coolness transferring from player to instrument,” but he’s also convinced me of the coolness of the instrument. Then again, I _almost_ spent way too much money on a Zendrum back in the day, thanks to Roy Wooten’s endorsement, so it’s a me problem.
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“Another Horsedreamer’s Blues” Counting Crows, 1996
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Perfect bacon. Kudos to the University of Minnesota for the slab cuts. Biggest bacon I’ve ever seen.
There was a time when this was the top search result for “perfect bacon.” It’s been crowded off the first page. But it’s still accurate.
Bacon Methodbaconmethod.com Dan Benjamin's guide to making perfect, crispy bacon every time.
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Looking good, Mount Hood. June, 2023