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Joey McAllister

@joeymcallister.com

Mostly organic material and a series of vibrations registering as sound.
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Honestly, if I could make a full-time living designing worlds for authors, I would. I would *love* to help you design your world, especially for the good of democracy. (And yes, I have a WIP with an...interesting world, maybe sometime my AuDHD brain will focus enough to finish it.)
Bree is pulling this one out for a moment: Dr. Robin Bond literally *built* the world for our new fantasy for us. And I mean I said, "I want two moons, one with a 50 day cycle and one with a 10 day cycle" and she went away & came back with a formula to generate a celestial calendar & images & OMG
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if you put truck nutz on your cybertruck are they teslacles
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Also also, Hidden Falls Regional Park is mostly Mississippi River right now.
Also, the dam.
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Also, the dam.
I know a lot of people have already posted pretty much this same photo of the falls, but … wow. Absolutely raging.
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I know a lot of people have already posted pretty much this same photo of the falls, but … wow. Absolutely raging.
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Random factoid: The oldest working door in Britain is in Westminster Abbey. This door was put into service in the 1050s. In a few more decades it turns 1000 years old.
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The Minnehaha Falls are extremely angry right now.
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Good morning, Waffles says they don’t pay you enough to care that much.
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The video keeps stuttering for me, and who knows how long it will even be up before NBC pulls it, but ... Sydney Mclaughlin-Levrone is very fast. She does the 400m hurdles in less time than it takes me to walk from the fridge to the sofa. www.youtube.com/watch?v=213-...
Sydney Mclaughlin Levrone Break World Record in 400m Hurdles Paris Olympic Trials 2024www.youtube.com
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Reminder that lots of people you encounter are hanging on to a thread by their fingernails so unless it's psychedelics, therapy, a meaningfully viable organizational roadmap, a hug, or some other real support, maybe ask yourself if what you're about to offer is helpful or if you're just startin shit
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How I introduce myself in an icebreaker session
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This is amazing and weird. I'm glad it didn't work out, because both Faith No More's later incarnations and Hole are better than this, but I kinda dig it. There is something oddly similar to early Siouxsie and the Banshees about it. 🤷
Faith No More featuring Courtney Love (1984)www.youtube.com fnm.comfaithnomorefollowers.com
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You need this today. For morale.
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I'd like a reverse of this that turns children's books into long and complicated novels
I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.
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RIP, Martin Mull. Clue will forever be one of my favorite films because of the unbeatable cast.
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"no, I'm not related to Trent, but I am a big industrial fan"
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People think of the 60s as being wild, and they were. Mais, look at this ad from 1961. 😮
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Shopping on Amazon, which do you feel is the most trusted brand: Furologee, HOOBRO, YITAHOME, or Yaheetech?
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My favorite band is the Imagine Dragons cover band Literal Dragons, whose members consist of four wyverns with taped on extra arms to make them technically ‘Dragons’
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Everclear. Straight. Just coma right through the next few months.
I’m going to need some ideas for a good drinking game for the #debate Hit me up!
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It sure is pretty up here.
Very pleasant evening on the South Shore.
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Make regular pennant usage normal again (via Reddit)
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Broadcom is in the process of giving the VMware folks they acquired a choice, either come into the office or get laid off, and I don't have exact figures but a hella lot of them are choosing option two!
Dell gave employees an ultimatum to return to office some of the week or accept they were never eligible for a promotion ever again. Half the employees shrugged and stayed remote. arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024...
Dell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else”arstechnica.com Workers stayed remote even when told they could no longer be promoted.
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Every time someone sends me an email, I throw my head back and go, "I'M TIRED," out loud, and then I take a nap.