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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 9 hr
I’m hoping it does!
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 9 hr
Went for the gorillas, came back with equally strong memories of the museum!
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 9 hr
Speak for yourself.
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 10 hr
Until they don’t. (c.f. Rwanda)
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 10 hr
I’m hearing a lot of rhetoric that’s eerily identical to the quotes posted all over the walls of the Genocide Museum in Kigali. It’s mighty unsettling.
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 10 hr
No no no, not assHAT, ass-frothy-mixture.
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 10 hr
A couple tolerances like that can go a long way toward turning misfits into, well, kinda-fits. Cue Colonel Potter instructing everyone to build one official size and weight bon-type fire.
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 10 hr
The one time friends and I broke into the school (to inflate a river raft in the chemistry lab), we decided the easiest way was to ask the vice-principal. He thought it was an awesome prank and let us in. Probably (correctly!) figured it would keep us from doing anything actually harmful.
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 18 hr
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY KINDS OF USB CONNECTOR, MR. PRESIDENT??
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · a day
Ah. The “Leopards shooting people’s faces” party.
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 2 days
Mine was still putting out full power that one time it got to -3°F. (13 degrees below the design temperature here!)
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 2 days
Also also you’ve now put Brad Oscar in my head. Thanks!
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 2 days
Oh look, it’s Count Blockyounow.
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The Chillennial @thechillennial.bsky.social · 2 days
At this point there is no articulatable reason a person can support trump that would make me respect their decision. You're either ignorant, racist, bigoted, a fascist, or a cult member. There aren't even policies to point at except "incoherent rage and revenge". What monster votes for that?
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 2 days
Don’t they make locks or something?
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Wicked Hoodie @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 2 days
spirits of dead relatives watching you masturbate: creepy! disturbing shameful feeling spirit of dr ruth watching you masturbate: thrilling! want to do a good job to make her proud
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 2 days
“For the first minute and a half, he spoke humbly about bringing the nation together…"
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 2 days
As someone who will begin drawing Social Security benefits in 2 or 3 years, I not only love immigrants, I need them!
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Tyler King @tylerking.bsky.social · 2 days
If you’ve shared this but haven’t read it yet, you should. PEOPLE isn’t pulling punches. Just printing “Christian Nationalism” in relation to the platform of a presidential candidate is more than many pubs have done.
Avatar Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 3 days
Just a reminder that People mag has a great Project 25 write up that you can share with your less politically aware friends and fam people.com/what-is-proj...
What Is Project 2025? Inside the Far-Right Plan Threatening Everything from the Word 'Gender' to Public Educationpeople.com Donald Trump's far-right allies created Project 2025 as a blueprint for his possible second term. The controversial plan would push a Christian nationalist agenda that dramatically reshapes the U.S. g...
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 3 days
I am unworthy of your love, Jodi, Jodi. Let me prove worthy of your love. I’ll find a way to earn your love, wait and see. Then you will turn your love to me.
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 3 days
Like they lost in 2020?
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 3 days
Oswald: People will hate me! Booth: They’ll hate you with a passion, Lee. Imagine people having passionate feelings about Lee Harvey Oswald. That John Weidman guy can write!
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Adrian Randall @anidealhusbando.bsky.social · 3 days
from now until Election Day, we connect every story back to Project 2025 Eg: The FBI is currently investigating the Trump shooter. But did you know that Project 2025 will place the FBI under Trump’s direct control, so he can decide which acts of political violence get investigated, and which don’t?
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 3 days
Yeah, I’m calling it now. He was hit by flying TelePrompTer glass. Doesn’t change the violence, but 50 bucks says “missed by a fraction of an inch” turns out not to be true.
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 3 days
Bang! Bang! Shit!
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 4 days
The cat in the hats!
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 4 days
The pollution they’re trying to remove is CO2, which is roughly the same over the globe.
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Dustin Ragland @youngweather.bsky.social · 4 days
One of our favorite Atlanta parks was recently redone as a flood control space and it’s beautiful (and the kids love it too) atlantaregional.org/whats-next-a...
Avatar Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 4 days
flood protection is just one of a huge range of benefits that could be had from building this infrastructure everywhere and more people should know about these
New Park in Atlanta’s Vine City Provides Green Space and Flood Control - ARCatlantaregional.org The new Rodney Cook Sr. Park in Atlanta’s Vine City neighborhood is much more than a beautiful place to play and relax. It also doubles as a watershed management project,...
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 4 days
Beautiful. Just added it to my list of things to do when I visit Atlanta, thanks!
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Johnny Vector @johnnyvector.bsky.social · 4 days
Oh right! Another reason why it doesn’t scale!