Josh Boles

@joshboles.com

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Seasoned #python and aspiring #swift developer currently building apps for biomedical research. Comprised mostly of cortisol and caffeine.

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well now no one is going to care about my haircut

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I wonder if I could get free stuff by pretending to be Clarence Thomas' niece. Listen, those white people wouldn't know any better.

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(learning a new drinking game from your country cousins) okay this one’s called “Nutsack on Fire” and it has WAY more rules than you’d think

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For some reason this just popped into my head so I’m making it everyone’s problem

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good lord

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it's wild how we think every other person is a black box of impossibly complex emotions and thoughts but our own thought processes are usually "mm.. hotdog"

I have a confession: I’ve been using vim for 20 years and only just today used macros. They’re awesome, by the way.

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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫡

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Now i have both songs stuck in my head and they’re fighting for earworm supremacy

The Animorphs one was a nostalgic punch in the face.

Bracket Symbols xkcd.com/2954

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Hello BlueSky. As a public service, given how many, many things have been forgotten, this account will attempt to remind everyone of the daily madness that was 2020.

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One of my favorite memes is the “woman yelling at cat” one, so when I saw this I almost choked on my drink

Aww, someone went and made my neuros too spicy 😩

Anyone have a spare void I could scream in to? I just filled mine up.

3-0 in both the #MLSAllStar and #WrexhamAFC games. Might as well go to bed 🙈

#fedupiverse

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Stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever the fuck this is

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i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say

Uhh, 4 Twitters == 4 horsemen?! Are we sure the translation wasn’t a-TALK-alypse?

The Paw Patrol should really add a mental health professional to their roster. That‘s the service citizens of Adventure Bay _really_ need.

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$10m in your hand right now BUT every time you sneeze you are teleported to a random location on earth do you take the money?

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bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario

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enough time has passed that i think mr. bean could make a movie set in the immediate aftermath of 9/11

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It’s okay guys I can say cracker. I have white friends.

Flying a kite just seems like running but with more disappointment? Not only in myself, but also the kite.

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I’m at the Monday. I’m at the Tuesday. I’m at the combination Monday and Tuesday of a four day week.

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