Josh Gondelman: “You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

You've the morals of an alley cat, And the brains of pickled shit Mister Truuuuuuump

I wouldn't touch you with a FORTY-FIVE-AND-A-HALF FOOT POOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

I heard it in Thurl Ravenscroft’s voice

I'm so flattered

It was one of the filthiest things you could say in the old west but they had to update it to "cocksucker” when they made Deadwood

IDK when Jarmusch made Dead Man 10 years earlier, Depp's character was shocked to spot a prostitute sucking a cock in an alley so the euphemism was losing ground well before Deadwood.

It’s a shame Thurl Ravenscroft died 19 years ago.

Wow, what a name

I nearly spit out my drink when I read this.

Thank you!

haha this is crazy. i saw this on bsky and then i went back to my twitter tab and saw your tweet of this. i am very stoned.

Hahaha!

As pleasant as a wolverine.

Literally the only zinger.

It might have been his only cogent comment

“the most malarkey i’ve heard in my life” was okay

Yes, it was. I was upset and a bit pissed off at the time.

It wouldn't hurt to have the beautiful singing voice of Thurl Ravenscroft, either...

I can hear it now.

Ack! Ear worm! 🐛😂

One of my cats is a former alley cat and I would 100% trust her more than tr*mp to appoint the next SCOTUS justice. Her morals include loyalty and decency and not taking any shit from anyone.

You have the morals of an alley cat, are you're soon gonna be jailed Mister Griiiiiinch... If I had done an insurrection, I would have done a proper job and... wouldn't have failed Okay, I'd need to workshop this a bit

That’s next level dis track

Trump loves verbally pummelling "nice guys". Biden will never be the guy that punches the bully in the face to make him stop. That's what Trump needs. He needs someone tough enough to stand up to his bullying.

😭😭😭

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