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JaneDanger

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Former moron trying to read a little bit
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someone out there loves getting boned to bluegrass
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They have such winning ideas like “why don’t we charge people who want to know if that tornado is gonna hit their house.”
The MAGA Plan to End Free Weather Reportswww.theatlantic.com Project 2025 would all but dissolve the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
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@bloomberg.com stop putting on this democrat strategist she is awful.
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Big ups to Rick Davis on Bloomberg for saying “JD Vances transformation is complete; this isnt star wars but basically it is”
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Q: What's the best way to get a smoking hot body as a senior? A: Cremation.
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The FBI also checked my pants and found explosive material. (diarrhea)
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Sadly, jazz enthusiasts in metric countries are unable to hear Miles Davis.
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where do i opt out of receiving information
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Pg and e ceo makes 80 million dollars a year I hope she burns in hell I really do and I dont normally wish that kinda thing on anyone We need to do more to protect vulnerable populations from heat exhaustion its inhumane.
My latest for @thenation.com looks at the death of an incarcerated woman at the Central CA Women's Facility during a week of ~110 degree temperatures & the lack of heat mitigation efforts throughout the nation's 2nd largest prison: www.thenation.com/article/soci...
The Scorching Temperatures Are Turning Prison Cells Into Furnaceswww.thenation.com As the death toll due to extreme heat rises, incarcerated people are concerned that their cells could become their coffins.
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Getting secret service detail isnt like breast cancer in that your family history doesnt matter No one gives a shit about rfk jr
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Did you see what God just did to us man
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If at first you dont succeed try it from the grassy knoll
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spirits of dead relatives watching you masturbate: creepy! disturbing shameful feeling spirit of dr ruth watching you masturbate: thrilling! want to do a good job to make her proud
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touch me anywhere idc i am so soft……. the slimes have made me beautiful
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i’m glad covid’s coming back because everyone needs to shut the fuck up and go back in their house for a few months
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My mom was an attorney while she was pregnant with me
well, my mom took diet pills and drank Tab so she wouldn’t gain weight while pregnant with me — what’s your excuse
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Yeah don't go to Xitter. Here: Alex Jones saying something was not staged, for a change.
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but are you aghast
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Spreading rizzinformation💅
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Men, show your dominance on social media by jumping in conversations you're not part of to hit on the women in those conversations.
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Welp, since shit is kind of getting fucked in real time I'm just gonna fall off the wagon and go buy a pack of smokes.
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If ever there was a time for @AlexJones There really is a season
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Remember when that bird landed on the podium for Bernie Sanders and he still lost
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Okay but is Jodie Foster impressed
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They often say yoga is a game of mm
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I like how Ivanna Trump could fall down the stairs and no one gave a shit
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As a gay, it’s my job to post two fairly hot photos of Richard Simmons as a memorial. He deserves that.
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okay this feels like a good time to get off the internet, put my phone away, and go to a ten-year-old’s birthday party where the theme is “taquitos”