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Since Bluesky profiles don't have a location tag, it would be helpful if you could all announce the worst thing your mayor has done so I can figure out where you live
My condolences to the people of New York City but Eric Adams is one of the funniest freaks of all time so I can't help but appreciate him from a distance. All my mayor did was some petty development kickbacks and conceal having cancer
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My last mayor, at the beginning of COVID and in the early lockdown, challenged people to spit in his mouth to show how safe it all was. He... was not re-elected.
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Oh god, my hometown. Good to see it's not gotten any more normal since I left
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Oh it has, but there's an uneasy mix.
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Omg. That is seriously dumb.
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I like it! Shows courage. Fearful of neither man nor virus.
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"No virus of man spat shall harm me"
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"Well, I am no vitus spat of man"
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“Vitus” might actually work here
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I hope at least one or two people went ahead and spat on him though
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Our former mayor slept with a staffer and the one before that smoked crack.
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i am also from toronto
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had to check the affair thing for two different former mayors to make sure this wasn't also true for DC
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Two mayors before that, we had a dude with a paternity scandal and some unfortunate comments about Africans stewing people in a cauldron. This city hates itself.
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Often in such cities the reason such deplorable people end up mayor is nobody wants to run except egomaniacs.
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Anyhow, my mayor hasn't done anything that bad, but the county sheriff was disciplined and had to step down for a scandal involving unspecified members of the department make crude gestures with a banana towards a female coworker.
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Coworkers weren't named, and the sheriff was not explicitly said not to be one of them. The Sheriff was said to have interfered with an internal investigation on the matter. He had a long history of other abuse, including question acquisition of properties at sheriffs auctions.
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I remember him. What a clown.
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Who's better than Mel? Nooooobody!
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Normally this is where’d I’d say something about how we don’t kink-shame, but I think we’ll let this one slide right on by.
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There's only one other context I've heard people talking about spitting in each other's mouths and it definitely wasn't that 🤨
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Dude tried to send a bill to the neighboring county, which basically met mask mandates with a shrug, for filling up the hospital in our city with patients and was told that's not how that works. He was not a good mayor.
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Turns out he *wasn't* trying to get re-elected, but was definitely trying to get some perks.
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That had to have been in a kink way. That's unhinged
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I will never forget this. What a moment for this town.
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now that i really think about it, this man is a genius
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lol, my mayor destroyed downtown in such a spectacular way that we now have a "historical landmark/museum" called The Giant Pit (I think you already know where I am, but I blacked it out for the challenge, just in case haha)
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I am delighted and dismayed in equal measure to discover how many places also have/have had a giant pit
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Definitely makes the first few seasons of Parks and Rec seem much more grounded in reality.
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What? That is hilarious. (I know where you live, but I did not know about this!)
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It used to be a mall, so debatable whether or not The Pit is an improvement!
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Failings aside, the mall usually had functional public bathrooms. Now there's a challenge for, say, a parent with little kids. For someone without a place to sleep, same challenge, different solution. :( If they'd stick some port-a-potties in the pit I might consider it even / equally charming...?
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That may be, but not this particular one
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Yeah, can't speak to that. Love a good pit though
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I saw the other day that he’s considering running for statewide office. I just… I don’t…. what….
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I was curious and ... well ... it's not wrong
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I saw The Pit in the show "Parks & Recreation". You're in Pawnee, Indiana? 😏
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Aww, I love that Pit (where Andy definitely did not live) and that show generally. Emily lives closer to your home state, Gwen!
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My only good mayor was Jerry Brown.