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Biden walks away from the lectern at the end of his press conference just now. Reporter: “Mr. President, can you tell us, sir: Donald Trump refers to himself as a political prisoner and blames you directly. What’s your response to that, sir?”  (pauses, turns back, makes this expression, walks away)
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People sometimes doubt the level of hater at work here
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I get so tired of people still saying "well Biden will just pardon him" like they're buddies or whatever.
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The only possible universe I can see this happening is if Trump is dead and Barron wants to go to West Point or something. I could see Biden showing mercy... to the bereaved youth.
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This is so hilariously specific, I love it.
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Yeah like there is no universe where Biden is going to give Trump a favor of any kind. He will show him required amounts of civility, and I think sometimes that gets mistaken as loving someone deeply.
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It's just an insane thing to believe. Trump and his cronies have been hounding his one living son to try and get him to relapse and OD, or commit suicide. Like, who tf do they think Biden is if not the world's most visibly loving and devoted dad?
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Though thinking about it like... "Why aren't you being ruder to the people who you hate?!" *the speaker is rude to everyone and extra rude to their friends and loved ones*
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does west point not let you in if your parents committed crimes?
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you have to have a nomination, usually but not always from a congresscritter, to go to west point
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congresscritter just killed me
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If so, I think the better remedy would be to let Barron, if he chooses, to be officially declared a parentless foundling.
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You had me after that first part.
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Who the fuck is saying THAT?
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It's a dumb niche opinion but the people who have it are extremely loud about it
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It crops up from some on the dirtbag left from time to time
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Has anyone actually said that?
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oh yeah, you see it from time to time, from people who usually have some very fascinating theories of mind
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Biden can't pardon New York state convictions. He can only bask in the schadenfreude about them.
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Henry Kissinger slighted Joe Biden once in 1973 and Biden held a grudge against him for it for a half a century.
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I felt exactly the same, only about the secret bombing of Cambodia and the overthrow of Allende.
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To be fair Kissinger was also a piece of shit.
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He freaking made a video invitation to a debate where he told Donald “I hear you’re free on Wednesdays.” If people think he’s not gonna friggin’ burn Trump on this when he has openings they have not been paying attention.
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I think his haterness is the thing I respect most about him
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it just sucks that this is where he stopped. (referring to his campaign/fundraising messaging not mentioning it at all.)
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Once again, I’m begging people to ask folks who say “Trump is a political prisoner!” whether Trump is in prison.
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Only of his own making.
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he’s in a glass case of emotions
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YOU MADE ME FEEL A THING THAT WASN'T SUPERIORITY
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i hope this post doesn't age well
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Gonna tell my kids this is Matt Gaetz. But not 'till they're older.
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Faceapp-ass screenshot
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before and after the photographer called him beautiful
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You should get your writers to write something actually good and funny for Biden supporters to read.
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Because that “Biden is old” shit is utterly lazy and unfunny, particularly when Vice President Diamond Joe was some of the funniest goddamned shit they ever turned out
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well no link provided and all the ones my friends saw kinda sucked the joy out of the air