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My Metro-North train has so many small dogs, and it is heaven A bunch of people next to me just got off the train to go to Amber Ruffin’s party, to which I was NOT invited You need to go there and let her know about her staff's oversight. I have no idea who any of those people are.
Something tells me it doesn’t matter. you should just pile in with them and go yeah surely you could sneak in, just say you're with steve Is Amber Ruff-in the name of one of the dogs on the train? you should’ve just followed them, hung back a bit and crashed the party.
act confident, like you belong. Living their best life 🥰🥰🥰 "Bailey went to a farm upstate where she'll be happier."
"I'm so sorry..."
"Oh, no, it's just for the Fourth of July!" Take one with you when you get off. They're very portable, and usually friendly! Are they in Ikea Bags heading to Poughkeepsie? There's a short story in here somewhere about a joyous ride on a train full of dogs.
I'd read the heck out of that. 
