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think this all gonna happen for real next year
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Completely misread this at first and thought the final panel was the bear in bear heaven after being eaten.
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Eric Adams is going to have such a good time at the press conference that introduces Andy Jumbles.
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#1 in a dynamic new action series 😂
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Combat Operations Police = C.O.P. is so fucking dumb that i have to respect it
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Should have gone full: Combat Operations Police Protecting EveRyone
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I would love to know what 1980s right-wing grievances get shoehorned into every other paragraph.
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it's probably the funniest book i ever read
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I'm very sorry Captain Death, the android said
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Wait is Capt. Death also the Famous Capt. Zack?
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No, it sounds like that is someone else who everyone is super horny to meet.
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The MPU setting MacGuffin...
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A lot of people already said it but: Andy Jumbles
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Andy Jumbles is lit. We party
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ANDY JUMBLES IS AN ANDROID FRANKENSTEIN COP. Oh god, I need to lie down after reading that.
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This reads like someone's very bad, very unintentionally hilarious self-insert.
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"...the android said in a voice that moved up the vocal scale from a deep bass rumble to a high soprano" uh what
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You know, because ol' Andy Jumbles has part of a lady brain in there.
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i’m struggling to believe it’s real judge portia had. just a whole paragraph there
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“slightly unbalanced scientist”
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so if I'm understanding the chronology here Judge Portia is giving this entire expository spiel to Zack as he's pointing his super gun right at Andy Junbles locked and loaded at full power
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that's like a full minute of dialogue at least, right? Just a full minute of Portia calmly explaining to Zack this guy's whole deal while he's pointing a gun at Andy Jumbles
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tough to say honestly i've never read it in order
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"It's pronounced 'DEETH', you mutt!"
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This is the 2025 plan the Heritage Foundation keeps talking about
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Only if good old Andy Jumblea has two arms and a dick made of chaingun firing minority seeking bullets.
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Andy Jumbles is the name of the ska band I am now obligated to form.
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a ska band fronted by a guy named JER? it'll never work
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Hal Stryker: a Crossfire book
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interesting guy lol. the book is exactly what you'd expect, hilariously libertarian
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[has ideas for 100 novels, writes them] now all I need is 100 author names
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It says Not the same qriter as....
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"He is not the same person as George H Smith, a libertarian writer"
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There's a lot more below that...
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this is so my dad coded
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it's so funny. wall to wall horny 1980s libertarian