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Ben is bad at devops

@kadeth.bsky.social

But is getting better.

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Hello world! It's my birthday and I'm fundraising for the port-a-potties at George Floyd Square! Because everyone needs a place to go 💛🤎 CA: $ iancoldwater V: @ Ian-Coldwater PP dot me /coldwater Please help support if you can and boost for reach! Thank you! 🤗
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This moth looks like Ric Flair
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A monitor portrait on a portrait monitor.
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Hey, did you guys know there are two species of flying squirrels native to Minnesota? I just found out.
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This email found you. Roll initiative.
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WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA…
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Really distressed by how many posters are outside. I worry what will happen to them when they’re not in their natural habitat.
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You don't have room to turning it around there. Take it for a lap around Long Island. Fire the guns a few times to make sure they work. If you have Letters of Marque from Congress authorizing privateering, go ahead and pillage the Hamptons.
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Care so much you’re filled with it, dizzy with it, breathless with the ache of love and the precious weight of responsibility. It’s the only thing we truly own.
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Ancient Mesoamerican cultures were undefeated at having ceramic vessels that were also just a little guy
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So here's a duck riding a slice of pizza.
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Somebody put a tramp stamp on the Mothman statue in West Virginia and I cannot stop giggling about it.
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Bro i heard you love democracy, why not stop off and get a library card after you vote?
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The real friends were the NPCs we made the GM name along the way. #TTRPG
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disappointed to discover that muting all common words does not actually show no posts, it only shows posts with pictures give me an empty timeline, you cowards!
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if any of you nerds interprets this post seriously, I will come to your house and give you a swirly with my own hands
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every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto
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YOU CAN'T SCARE ME WITH YOUR STAID AND CONSERVATIVE WAYS, WHERE ARE THE JOLLY RANCHERS, WHERE IS THE EEL SAUCE, WHERE IS THE GODDAMN NUTELLA
ATTENTION @scalzi.com , THE HIGH ORDER OF DOCTRINALLY RECOGNIZED BURRITOS IS NOW IN SESSION, AND CALLING YOU TO FACE YOUR CRIMES
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Behold, the face of judgment (it has whiskers) 🪶
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*nickelback voice* This is how, your email finds me
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Love a good metadata error
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the shitposting will continue until morale improves
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We love giving away free books, but this project is a little complex because we're committed to getting as many as possible to kids in Florida. Packaging and delivering thousands of titles across state lines will take serious resources, can you help us fundraise? givebutter.com/bannedbooksb... 3/3
Banned Books Back!givebutter.com Help find homes for 22,500 books removed from Florida schools