Popehat: “Asked why he didn’t just take the stripper to a motel, Frisk’s campaign responded that most motels have free HBO and HBO has that show where Velma is a lesbian, which is degrading to American values.”

“Frisk’s campaign said that he was exercising rights under the Second Amendment, which allows armed home defense, and the Third Amendment, which prohibits forcible quartering of soldiers in your home, the penumbras of which right clearly extend to allowing you to expel aggressive strippers.”

Neil Frisk is one of our MAGA Republican state lawmakers here in Michigan. Last night he solicited a local stripper and brought her home where they had a fight and he fired a gun at her. Friske campaign said he is "always exercising his 2nd Amendment right." www.fox2detroit.com/news/michiga...

Michigan lawmaker arrested for 'felony-level offense' in Lansing Thursday morningwww.fox2detroit.com State lawmaker Neil Friske, who is a Republican that represents Charlevoix and Emmet counties in northern Michigan, was taken into custody by Lansing Police.

My fellow Americans, Democrats want an America where you cannot defend yourself from the strippers, teen runaways, male prostitutes, or people from Craigslist you have invited into your home for Bible study.”

“Asked why he didn’t just take the stripper to a motel, Frisk’s campaign responded that most motels have free HBO and HBO has that show where Velma is a lesbian, which is degrading to American values.”

that show is in fact degrading to American values but that's not why

it's just very poorly done

Pretty sure Velma is pan, but OK, dude

"The timing of the arrest is suspect" is some A+++ chutzpah.

you’re in top form today, dude. work a Kierkegaard quote into this thread + i’ll get it onto the pacbell park* scoreboard. * refuse to call it anything else

those are some impressive mental gymnastics

"Friske" Last name checks out, tbh

"Frisk". Scandinavian: "physically well", "generally sound", or, well, "compos mentis". Don't know how many, if any, of those boxes he checks.

Frisky in American English: Russian hands and Roman fingers. Ants in the pants. Also catfood.

Nailed it

Oh, I know all that (apart from the catfood). But his name is likely of Scandinavian origin. Just mentioning it in case you want to taunt reality by calling him "Sane" or "Sound" or something. I imagine that he himself is largely untauntable.

Depends on how much Adderall he's had.

I saw the name written as "Friske" which could be pronounced "frisk-y" which is a slightly understated description of his behavior.

WOW that is reaching...

There’s a “stoppin’ Friske” joke in there somewhere.

We're going to find out the stripper was doing a hot lesbian Velma cosplay. You know it.

Is that an actual quote?

4.5 on the plausibility meter.

Tweet of the year that is

Wait, there's a show where Velma is a lesbian? I always assumed it would be Daphne.

That’s pretty much the only aspect of it people *don’t* find problematic. youtu.be/uSuajHpF9Eo?...

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Doesn't chime too well with my nerd girl experiences, but what do I know. TBH, neither one have made sense as stereotypes in my lifetime (b. 1977).