Popehat: “Frisk’s campaign said that he was exercising rights under the Second Amendment, which allows armed home defense, and the Third Amendment, which prohibits forcible quartering of soldiers in your home, the penumbras of which right clearly extend to allowing you to expel aggressive strippers.”

“Frisk’s campaign said that he was exercising rights under the Second Amendment, which allows armed home defense, and the Third Amendment, which prohibits forcible quartering of soldiers in your home, the penumbras of which right clearly extend to allowing you to expel aggressive strippers.”

Neil Frisk is one of our MAGA Republican state lawmakers here in Michigan. Last night he solicited a local stripper and brought her home where they had a fight and he fired a gun at her. Friske campaign said he is "always exercising his 2nd Amendment right." www.fox2detroit.com/news/michiga...

Michigan lawmaker arrested for 'felony-level offense' in Lansing Thursday morningwww.fox2detroit.com State lawmaker Neil Friske, who is a Republican that represents Charlevoix and Emmet counties in northern Michigan, was taken into custody by Lansing Police.

My fellow Americans, Democrats want an America where you cannot defend yourself from the strippers, teen runaways, male prostitutes, or people from Craigslist you have invited into your home for Bible study.”

“Asked why he didn’t just take the stripper to a motel, Frisk’s campaign responded that most motels have free HBO and HBO has that show where Velma is a lesbian, which is degrading to American values.”

that show is in fact degrading to American values but that's not why

it's just very poorly done

Pretty sure Velma is pan, but OK, dude

"The timing of the arrest is suspect" is some A+++ chutzpah.

you’re in top form today, dude. work a Kierkegaard quote into this thread + i’ll get it onto the pacbell park* scoreboard. * refuse to call it anything else

those are some impressive mental gymnastics

"Friske" Last name checks out, tbh

"Frisk". Scandinavian: "physically well", "generally sound", or, well, "compos mentis". Don't know how many, if any, of those boxes he checks.

Frisky in American English: Russian hands and Roman fingers. Ants in the pants. Also catfood.

Nailed it

Oh, I know all that (apart from the catfood). But his name is likely of Scandinavian origin. Just mentioning it in case you want to taunt reality by calling him "Sane" or "Sound" or something. I imagine that he himself is largely untauntable.

I saw the name written as "Friske" which could be pronounced "frisk-y" which is a slightly understated description of his behavior.

WOW that is reaching...

There’s a “stoppin’ Friske” joke in there somewhere.

We're going to find out the stripper was doing a hot lesbian Velma cosplay. You know it.

Is that an actual quote?

4.5 on the plausibility meter.

Tweet of the year that is

Wait, there's a show where Velma is a lesbian? I always assumed it would be Daphne.

That’s pretty much the only aspect of it people *don’t* find problematic. youtu.be/uSuajHpF9Eo?...

Honest Trailers | Velmayoutu.be ►►Subscribe to ScreenJunkies!► https://fandom.link/SJSubscribe ►►Watch the Honest Trailers Commentary with the Writers!► https://youtube.com/live/U25uwqXfJLc Music Composed and Produced by David B. @davidbmusic21 on Twitter and Instagram: https://twitter.com/DavidBMusic21 https://instagram.com/davidbmusic21?igshid=NTdlMDg3MTY= Honest Trailers | Velma Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy Title Design: Robert Holtby Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, Lon Harris Produced by: Spencer Gilbert Edited by: Kevin Williamsen Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda Director of Video Production: Max Dionne #HonestTrailers

Doesn't chime too well with my nerd girl experiences, but what do I know. TBH, neither one have made sense as stereotypes in my lifetime (b. 1977).

Let the first of us who has not had a meth deal with our masseur go bad cast the first stone.

"...and tbh the gunplay was pretty minor. I didn't even swap a mag."

"Are we even a country if you can't shoot a bazooka at the 28-year-old pool boy you adopted as your son?"

MAGA: Fighting for conservative values like trying to murder a stripper like you were some 1970’s serial killer.

(okay but I'm still waiting for any news site to actually report the part about the stripper if there is one)

Stripper is in the NY Post report, attributed to an anonymous source (so yes, don't count that chicken until it hatches) nypost.com/2024/06/20/u...

GOP Michigan rep and gun-rights supporter Neil Friske accused of...nypost.com His arrest “stems from allegations that he sexually assaulted an exotic dancer and then chased her with a firearm, a source familiar with the allegations” told news service Gongwer Michigan.

It's in a paywalled local Michigan blog. No mainstream outlet has reported it yet. But my money is on the blog.

i made a guest acct there yesterday then promptly forgot.

And 30-40 feral hogs.

Bible study

Phil Spector was an innovator, as usual.

Ouch. That was on target.

You know what would have solved this? A Surety Bond. A surety bond would have solved this right quick.

Teenage runaway sex worker Bible studies are a whole sort of mood, I must admit.

youtu.be/nnHOMRCl3u0?...

Midnight Cowboy - "I Pray" - Jon Voight x Dustin Hoffman x John McGiveryoutu.be https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064665/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

The third amendment applies if he thought the stripper was a pole-ish mercenary.

Take your like with you to Hell

Sorry, you gotta respect the pun game here.

Thanks, I seem to have received a warm reception.

In Friske's district, it was tradition: the politicians representing them would commit sexual assaults and then run around firing guns. See, e.g., former Rep. Chatfield, michiganadvance.com/2022/01/10/d... And now, the Woke mobs wants them to stop!

Details surface of former Speaker Chatfield’s alleged sexual abuse of sister-in-law • Michigan Advancemichiganadvance.com The person former House Speaker Lee Chatfield (R-Levering) is accused of sexually assaulting for more than a decade, beginning when she was a child, is his sister-in-law. The Michigan State Police is ...

A stripper, you say? Sounds clearly military to me.

There is a special hell…

As a civil libertarian, I support Second Amendment rights, Third Amendment rights, and the rights of adult sex workers. I do not however believe it is advisable to exercise all of your rights simultaneously.

We have the 1st and 2nd amendment which means we all have the right to shoot our mouths off about whatever topic we want.

If only he knew about his fifth amendment rights!