Crime Sprees

Crime Sprees

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Born and raised hardcore creationist fundamentalist. Current conspiracy researcher, cybersecurity specialist, and extremely online person trying to atone by using my powers for good and helping people understand my community of origin.

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Hillary headlines in 2015. Don't let the media fool you again. Image Courtesy of angry_staffer.

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You want your MTV? ⬇️

Thanks to @archive.org, who has assembled a searchable index of 460,575 web pages previously published on MTV's website, you can search the MTV News archive via the Wayback Machine. variety.com/2024/digital...

MTV News Repository of 460,000 Articles Launched by Internet Archive After Paramount’s Content Takedownvariety.com After Paramount pulled MTV News offline, the Internet Archive assembled a searchable index of 460,575 pages previously published at mtv.com/news.

I monitor some FB profiles and groups for keeping tabs on modern fundamentalist conspiracy stuff. The mid-sized public Christian Facebook groups are ripe with content. I bring to the skyline some fruits of my labors.

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Standplaats Krakow

One positive thing about being raised fundamentalist is that I got to use the phrase "girding my loins" a lot.

"All elections have winners and losers" and "january 6 is a bad thing and our democracy made it through" is basically survivorship bias: the essay. It also ignores that Trump still says he won the 2020 election and that January 6 was good or maybe it was bad but it was the CIA or whatever.

real asshole right here www.bangordailynews.com/2024/07/02/o...

Donald Trump is going to win the election and democracy will be just finewww.bangordailynews.com “Democrats’ post-debate hand-wringing is based on the idea that a Trump victory is not just a political loss, but a unique threat to our democracy. I reject the premise.”

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Look, I'm willing to try anything at this point.

If I had a nickel for every time a politician this election cycle got negative press for their campaign because of a story where they're super proud of a dead dog, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

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rip richard nixon, you would’ve loved this decision

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When asked if there could be a racial element to the shooting, Young said, "There could be, we don't know." "Certainly the context of 'Go home' and 'Speak English' lends itself to that," he said. A motive is still under investigation.

7 injured, including 4 children, at Nebraska home after neighbor opens firewww.nbcnews.com The 74-year-old suspect Billy Booth was found dead with a self-inflicted gunshot wound in a home across the street. The Hispanic victims had previously reported Booth for making statements including "...

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One of my favorite memes is the “woman yelling at cat” one, so when I saw this I almost choked on my drink

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gm bsky

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Standplaats Krakow

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A true artist and a truly sweet man. RIP, MM.

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as much as i think that debate was bad for biden i also find myself contemptuous of the assorted libs having a full blown panic attack

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My kid has just shared an anonymous medieval poem with me—this is the ending.

K dot's They Not Like Us works surprisingly well with Modest Mouse's Float On. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HpT...

Float Like Uswww.youtube.com Follow: https://linktr.ee/tallbart

This is bluesky. Your starter packs are furries and people named something like FUCKMACHINE who write poetry, post nudes, and post screenshots of Google Maps locations of the nearest pile of bricks to a local protest. Nate Silver types ain't here that's kinda the point.

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If I ever get blue sky famous and the brain worm gets me, just know that I donate my body to science so the worm can be autopsied and studied that those who survive may develop weapons against it.

I watch a lot of British and Australian tv. Cheese toastie is a better name for the sandwich than a grilled cheese and we need to begin changing the American culture to acquire the superior sandwich title.

goooooooooood morning campers and welcome to trash tuesday. just like a comet it’s here now and who knows when it’ll be back again so give it all you got show me those brain worms and let’s have some fun

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This is insane.

More than two decades’ worth of content published on MTVNews .com is no longer available

MTV News Website Goes Dark, Archives Pulled Offlinevariety.com The website of the already-defunct MTV News has been fully pulled offline.

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I’m leveling up from microplastics and just eating the happy meal toy

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If they can arrest Neil Frisky Boi for soliciting, then chasing a stripper and firing a gun at her, after a disagreement, then they can do that to you!!! BTW, here he is at J6 insurrection:

Neil Frisk is one of our MAGA Republican state lawmakers here in Michigan. Last night he solicited a local stripper and brought her home where they had a fight and he fired a gun at her. Friske campaign said he is "always exercising his 2nd Amendment right." www.fox2detroit.com/news/michiga...

Michigan lawmaker arrested for 'felony-level offense' in Lansing Thursday morningwww.fox2detroit.com State lawmaker Neil Friske, who is a Republican that represents Charlevoix and Emmet counties in northern Michigan, was taken into custody by Lansing Police.

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So ICYMI Trump on Fox had some rambling shit about religion that people are mocking because it's...ALMOST word salad. IE: "Religion is such a great thing it's so it keeps you know there's something to be good about you want to be good; you wanna it's so important." WHAT YOU ARE MISSING ....

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This is probably part of why everyone on bluesky is 38 years old: 38 year olds are basically the only people who consider it totally normal to flee a sinking ship and then just casually resume the conversation on the tropical island they end up on. They've outlived dozens of ships.

Neil Frisk is one of our MAGA Republican state lawmakers here in Michigan. Last night he solicited a local stripper and brought her home where they had a fight and he fired a gun at her. Friske campaign said he is "always exercising his 2nd Amendment right." www.fox2detroit.com/news/michiga...

Michigan lawmaker arrested for 'felony-level offense' in Lansing Thursday morningwww.fox2detroit.com State lawmaker Neil Friske, who is a Republican that represents Charlevoix and Emmet counties in northern Michigan, was taken into custody by Lansing Police.

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I’ll forever be grateful to our brethren in Alabama for their bravery & fortitude in this key battle again white supremacy waged by whacking people with chairs.

Happy Juneteenth.