Crime Sprees: Neil Frisk is one of our MAGA Republican state lawmakers here in Michigan. Last night he solicited a local stripper and brought her home where they had a fight and he fired a gun at her. Friske campaign said he is "always exercising his 2nd Amendment right." www.fox2detroit.com/news/michiga...

Neil Frisk is one of our MAGA Republican state lawmakers here in Michigan. Last night he solicited a local stripper and brought her home where they had a fight and he fired a gun at her. Friske campaign said he is "always exercising his 2nd Amendment right." www.fox2detroit.com/news/michiga...

Michigan lawmaker arrested for 'felony-level offense' in Lansing Thursday morningwww.fox2detroit.com State lawmaker Neil Friske, who is a Republican that represents Charlevoix and Emmet counties in northern Michigan, was taken into custody by Lansing Police.

Shooting at stripers as a 2A right? Well, it’s original, I guess.

That should be "strippers". Shooting fish is illegal.

Even if they're in a barrel?

Oh, that’s easy.

If I understand it correctly, it's the right of a white guy to shoot you at any time, for any reason or none, so basically!!!

I'm gonna bank on he tried to stiff her (yeah whatever pun intended) on the payment for services provided which of course is just him exercising fiscal responsibility

"why buy the milk, if I can shoot the cow for free?"

OH! Now I understand what Republicans mean when they say, "I have an ORIGINAList interpretation of the Constitution."

Yup. They just make shit up.

Can't imagine why anyone would be conducting a poll in a critical swing state during a presidential election year. Very suspicious! /s I belive the arrest was timed to align with his (allegedly) firing a gun at a sex worker. Take some personal responsibility Neil!

So she wasn't a "stripper" she was "conducting polling?" With his voting record and his recent escapades, one would think it would be easy to overcome his incumbency this time ...

I think in her profession, it’s called Poling

Poll dancing.

He could already have lost his deposit.

If he even wins his primary

It may be too late for the primary, but the door is open wide.

The Michigan Republican party primary isn't until August 6th. ballotpedia.org/Republican_P...

Republican Party primaries in Michigan, 2024ballotpedia.org Ballotpedia: The Encyclopedia of American Politics

If what I read is correct, if your name is to be on the ballot, you need to file for a verification process in April. There is an official write-in process one can complete by July.

Should I assume this member of the Party of Family Values is married?

Campaign website makes no mention of marriage, but of course there's this: "Friske has made church and faith a priority in his and his family’s lives: he served on a church board..."

I see Mrs Friske (dressing gown and slippers, hair in curlers, face pack) coming downstairs having been woken by the gunshot. I'm still working on the details of the subsequent conversation.

Why be like that? Assume his wife has all of these unattractive traits. It’s just typical of a man to think like this.

None of those things are inherently unattractive. I used them to create the impression that she was fast asleep upstairs whilst he was up to no good downstairs. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Lol

"jail him up" eu.detroitnews.com/story/news/p...

fucking troglodyte.

Forming a well-regulated militia, shooting at strippers, who can say what the founders intended?

ben franklin loved shooting in strippers.

How is the headline not “Friske Business”

Asking everyone for their prayers during this difficult time. 😂😂😂💯get right on that.

I’ll pray, agnostic that I am, but I bet I’m not praying for what he wants me to pray for.

Two things I imagine he won’t be getting. 1. Prayers 2. Unwavering support 📞 calls.

The only reason I’m not wishing him syphilis is that means wishing it upon at least one of his sex partners.

can you imagine? those poor people have been punished enough *shudder*

Right?

What about Thoughts? Surely you can spare him some Thoughts?

Unfortunately, after thorough research and careful consideration of the resources we have on hand, it has been concluded that there is not sufficient slack in the budget to allow allocation of any Thought to this project.

In the words of Tony Dungy, "Nothing good happens after 2 am." Rep. Friske (R-MI) was arrested at 2:45 am. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

Police arrest Republican lawmaker amid gunshot reports in middle of night in Lansingwww.nbcnews.com Rep. Neil Friske was arrested “for a felony-level offense.”

Alas neither article mentions anything about strippers here. Looking forward for more details to be revealed tomorrow.

Isn't he the one whose dad or grandpa was a literal Nazi officer? Nice family.

His father was in the Luftwaffe.

Yes, the father has been a reprentative also. The dad's campaign literature mentioned he was a WWII veteran. Didn't mention which side.

Didn't say which side, ahahaha

So, yes

I dunno how the Luftwaffe handed out ranks, and the Detroit Free Press article cited on Wikipedia didn't list a rank. So pedantically, I can't say for sure. Practically, he's a dead Nazi so this is the most I can bother. 😊

Considering he was a campaign organizer for George Wallace's campaign and was recruited by the John Birch Society, "Nazi" seems reasonably likely. There's also this.

The "drone population" part is textbook fascism; I'd put real money on the proposition that he sincerely described people as "useless eaters" at least once, though perhaps only in German. (He also donated to David Duke's congressional campaign.)

“Oh yeah our boy Neil shoots at *everything*.”

Shoot first and shoot questions later.

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