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Me: This is bad Agitated People: You’re not sufficiently upset about it, you’re not saying explicitly enough how bad it is to meet my emotional needs, I am going to stand here and soil myself while maintaining eye contact until you are as emotive as I am
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Can we meet at this is very bad?
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Can I offer you a really quite?
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So your our spokesperson, are you?! Me and my peers would not agree to anything less than "really quite surely bad".
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There will be a schism with those of us who say "surely really quite bad".
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I will not go beyond ‘somewhat really quite surely bad’
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I can only hear that in a British accent, reserved for nothing less than an apocalypse later that afternoon
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Anything less than sobbing is an endorsement.
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Nail-head. If you're not a constant hot screaming mess then YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE THEM
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The important thing to do here is to run in circles with your hair on fire.
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The rhyme I learned as a kid: When in panic, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
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You’re not being upset correctly!
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I feel like you generally hit the proper degree of badness
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sorry, but we're going to have to let the court decide whether you think it's bad enough. that's the law now.
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Nick Saban as a college player, when a game was not going well, told a teammate after 1 play: “stop feeling sorry for yourself & get off your ass then…!” Yep
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Me to myself after every time I get my ass kicked at anything: don’t get mad, get better
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I just can't with those people. They need crisis, in fact, they thrive on it. Drama drama drama.
I chose to fill my needs by getting ice cream after lunch.
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It's like having a Clippy that keeps suggesting "Have you thought about comparing this to Nazi Germany?"
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"Give me an occupation, Miss Dashwood, or I shall run mad." Can we create collective action in a meaningful way? It would be easier if there were a clear, focused thing to do.
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Yeah, I get this thrown at me daily.
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I gotta be honest, I think the agitated people are in the right here.
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You must be as upset as I am AND in the same way I am upset.
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I’ll take anything that talks me off the ledge these days, but at the end of the day my gut informs me and it’s the steady accumulation of these individual blows that have me concerned.
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I’m at “exasperated sigh”, because, honestly, it went about as poorly as I expected. Can’t be that disappointed that you were whelmed by both performances.
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That reminds me, I need to pick up diapers on my way home
After a couple of minutes your eyes will start watering of their own accord and maybe the agitatsia can take satisfaction from that?
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Wait until TEXAS JUDGE says 25% ratshit in peanut butter is the new federal standard
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Never thought maintaining eye contact through soil stank is what past inspirations meant by "the whole world is watching, the whole world is watching."
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I'm saddened that I can think of at least three different things that happened in the last 48 hours to which you might be referring. That's bad.
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Just 3? I can name 3 just from the scotusblog website
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When kids today say "bad" they mean "good". And to "shake your booty" is to wiggle one's butt.