kilgore trout: now I am still finalizing my sources on this but after extensive investigation the evidence suggests jonathan turley’s great great grandfather impregnated his sister

now I am still finalizing my sources on this but after extensive investigation the evidence suggests jonathan turley’s great great grandfather impregnated his sister

turley: "we don't have any actual evidence on biden... so let me dip into eugenics..."

Oh, he's got evidence... The prime witness the House GOP was using as proof of Biden's "corruption" admitted to the FBI that he lied, and was on Putin's payroll... which just PROVES both that Biden is corrupt, duh- and the Dems are using the "Russia Hoax" as a distraction! Because reasons

/s

The great-great grandfather thing was goofy enough but I made the mistake of trying to read the whole thing

“The great great grandfather” - uh, there were 8 of them.

I would play Assassin's Creed: Biden so I could play as Biden's great-great etc. grandfather and beat the daylights out of some Black & Tans

OMG, I hadn’t actually read that Turley post all the way through to see the more explicit race psuedoscience at the end.

None of these types could stand that Jimmy Carter was a good standup guy either. They tied themselves into pretzels trying to tear him down. It's all they've got.

You get a writer the caliper...err...caliber of Turley, you just have to publish him

I mean…I had one great grandpa that was a rum-runner and another in the revenue cutter service so I guess public office isn’t for me?

Yeah sure but it's the generation before that that really counts

Evidence also suggests whether you look good in aviators is dictated by genetics

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

hey hey HEY i heard your great grandaddy misfiled his taxes

That's all based on Tsarist ratfucking.

I am absolutely willing to believe his family tree is a circle tbh

Jonathan Turdley.

That’s real huh

What in the f*cking f*ck?? We’re officially beyond insane at this point.

Uh ho. What did they find on Trump now?

From the available evidence, this seems to have happened at several points on the family tree.

NOW DO TRUMP!!! OMFG THE INTERNET HAS ONE ZILLION PERCENT DESTROYED THIS MANS BRAIN HOW IS THIS EVEN A THING?!?!

Dude's brain is so broken that, not only is he neglecting to tell what could be an interesting story well, he refers to Robinette as Biden and is off by an entire century when erroneously mentioning Biden's documents trouble.

Turley’s or gggm??

Wait, the sins of the great-great-great- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A reputation is a terrible thing to waste.

Twice

According to my sources it was the first ever anal impregnation

Oh no, the great great grandfather of the president got in a drunken donnybrook, did he?

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