Patrick Hunnius

@strategery.bsky.social

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Lawyer, primarily; Matt Levine acolyte; recovering dad joke addict
LA, CA

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Could you show us the actual words in the Constitution that say the president is immune from criminal law?

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Constitution: People involved in insurrections should not be President. Roberts court:...hmm, no, I don't see it. Constitution:.... Roberts court: but the president should have immunity for crimes

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It's a bit problematic how Biden has (a) narrow, limited power to have his agency draw up a student loan forgiveness process consistent with the statutes passed by Congress; but (b) complete immunity to tell everyone at Dept of Edu, "mark those loans as $0 or I'll put you in a pine box."

to put a sharper point on this, the President’s power to pass an executive order regulating emissions is severely hampered. his power to use the DOJ or the military to regulate emissions is nearly unlimited

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I used to really care about the Supreme Court as an institution. Someone gave me SCOTUS water glasses as a wedding present. I'm that girl. I don't respect the court anymore. The conservatives are hacks. Roberts et al. deserve to be mocked, booed, & ostracized for the rest of their miserable lives.

Roberts is not the worst member of the court, but he's a bad judge and it's always worth remembering that. He's the guy who wrote Shelby County. On any reasonable court, he'd be the conservative crank writing dissents.

post an image that people will hear when they see it

post an image that people will here when they see it

ran yet another pair of headphones through the washer and dryer and am again both relieved and gobsmacked that they still work

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You can really tell there is no thinking or logic behind the solutions AI offers. Just lucky guesses.

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If there were one piece of advice which I would give to a young person that I think is applicable to every career (and other parts of life) it would be: You have to say what you want, out loud. No one can see inside your head. If you want to do a job or get into an area, you need to say so.

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HOLY SHIT HE DID THIS

Kendrick is going to do a We Are The World with every hip hop artist but it's just one giant Drake diss track that goes on for like 30 minutes

Viral marketing campaign for @colson.bsky.social under-rated jam, full of more 1985 vibes than Stranger Things

You know who else had car trouble in Sag Harbor? The Piano Man, Billy Joel ...

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it's enraging, his commentary is terrible, his persona is grating, and his politics are a giant middle finger to footie fans all over the States.

folks... he's running cc: @daveweigel.bsky.social

🚨BONUS TWEET: Charles Barkley, live on NBA TV, just announced that next year will be his last on television. x.com/Sid_Seixeiro...

Quoteskeet with an image to show who you heard at your first concert. Name the artist in the alt text.

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Dead is the only age that's too late to start being an author.

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If FedSoc has nothing better to do than go after national treasure Dolly Parton—who is made entirely of love and light and joy and empathy—they are even more depraved than I realized

they came for Dolly. we ride at dawn.

Update: The Cardones are still pumping that gofundme for Trump.

I remember when I took the Supreme Court, and the Justices, seriously.

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Kind of incredible how easy it is to identify what he means by each of these

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I have extremely grim news for you.

I hate to reference Idiocracy at this point but it does feel like we've reached the "watering crops with Gatorade" threshold

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This is amazing news! All the young kids getting paid need to say thank you to this man. You dropped this, Ed. 👑

The NCAA and its leagues are moving forward with a multibillion-dollar settlement agreement that will allow schools to directly pay players for the first time in the history of college sports

NCAA, power conferences agree to allow schools to pay players - ESPNwww.espn.com The NCAA and its leagues are moving forward with a multibillion-dollar settlement agreement that will allow schools to directly pay players for the first time in the history of college sports.

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Shit, new #1 by a mile: J.D. Vance

I keep a little list in my head of the people I would be most embarrassed to get cooked by in a basketball game. Mr. Beast is a big one. Elon Musk. Jim Parsons. Eddie Redmayne. That sort of thing.

As @dandrezner.bsky.social would say... THIS

OK, I’m going to rate the “Clarence Thomas attacks Brown v. Board of Education” as misleading and inaccurate. (Also, even under the most aggressive interpretation, he was attacking Brown II, not Brown I).

This part was delicious: “We’ve never been private equity,” said Mr. Husby, whose company’s website address is adeptprivateequity.com. “We’re a traditional hospitality group.”

I love sushi but rarely eat it out because of the cost and this bromakase nonsense. There are still good places in NYC which are not like that but I will refrain from posting my favorite! @joshchafetz.bsky.social did you see this?

‘Bromakase’ Is the New Steakhousewww.nytimes.com The power protein rituals of man dining are taking over the once staid world of premium sushi.

I just caught myself explaining to someone that they were wrong (on the internet, about Klopp-era Liverpool) *before* I posted.

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announcing your follower count in an argument is real bad, but i think posting a pic of your diploma tops it

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Why do so many insurrectionist flags keep flying over my house?

The Federalist Society is going to have to create an entirely new Practice Group: Alito Victimization

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Alright, I will do the lazy one. unsolicited Dick pic

Why do so many insurrectionist flags keep flying over my house?

The Federalist Society is going to have to create an entirely new Practice Group: Alito Victimization