Kira Selina

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TOL I don’t know how to use a sprinkler

I really think funeral home administrators should be given compassion training (if they aren’t). So glad I picked up the phone for that call and not my mother.

I just had a moment when I said “when I was in school” as a real thing. I feel old.

I am very sad that my brother vetoed these gifts for my nephew.

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I don’t want self-driving cars I want a breathalyzer that tells me if I’m on the edge of crying due to stress, caffeine, or insufficiently compartmentalized emotions

I thought we agreed that the person in the middle airplane seat got the inside arm rests?

I never told Ellie that I bought a motorcycle. I think I’m going to drive her to the cemetery on the bike (when it is time).

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I spoke to the pilot and he said in twenty years of flying he’s never experienced anything like it. The crazy part is, when air traffic control abandoned every plane the storm was still an hour away. We sat there paralyzed on the runway as the storm approached and tornado came

And also, good healthcare workers are fucking amazing.

Having a week when it would be great to lie on my couch being little spoon and having my back rubbed.

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It's still my birthday so I'm going to ask you to do me a favour, okay? Stop right now & take 5 deep breaths, as deep as you can, pressing your held breaths down into your diaphragm before releasing. Do it like this: Breathe in for 4 seconds, hold for 4 seconds, out for 4 seconds. Got it? Five times

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NYC!! www.nypl.org/blog/2024/07...

Pick Up a Free James Baldwin Title in Celebration of His 100th Birthday | The New York Public Librarywww.nypl.org The New York Public Library is celebrating the 100th anniversary of the birth of James Baldwin one of our largest adult book giveaways!

My grandmother.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but roll over. You’re snoring.

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After trying and failing to fall asleep for an hour whilst slowly turning myself like a rotisserie chicken, i think, yet again “maybe rolling onto the other hip will solve this problem!”

I was unaware of the amount of deep sleep I’m supposed to get. Info says I have averaged only 9% deep sleep over the last 6 months. Crap.

Me: ugh why am i so tired today? I slept last night Fitibit: Lol friend, while you did get some sleep, it was only 2% deep sleep. You really should be getting around 12-20%. Me: okay well how do i do that? Fitbit: you really should be getting more deep sleep. 🙃🫠

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My sister said the cybertruck looks like a Dustbuster and I’m gunna have to give her that one

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This is actually very sad. It’s undignified. It’s also frustrating that we are told everything is fine when everything is CLEARLY not fine.

Wtf do I wear on a first date when I’ve spent the day crying about my grandma?!

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wow that kicks ass

California fast food workers now earn $20 per hour. Franchisees are responding by cutting hours.

California fast food workers now earn $20 per hour. Franchisees are responding by cutting hours.apnews.com When California’s minimum wage increase went into effect in April, fast food workers across the state went from making $16 to $20 overnight.

Realizing that it may have been a mistake five years ago to tell my grandmother (now 103) she couldn’t die before I got married.

May I request recommendations for breakfast tacos in brooklyn that aren’t King David, please?

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I love this song and I find the video gorgeous. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Heg...

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Relating to this deeply as I read much about how I need to support Biden without question. No idea if I am understanding Jane correctly, but still.

"The core of organizing is raising expectations." - Jane McAlevey

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I hope I can do anything 10% as well as Lewis Hamilton can drive a car.

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My youngest son (who is five) recently started saying “I hate you, Daddy!” every time I ask him to do something he doesn’t want to do. I redirect him by asking, “Do you really hate me, or do you just not want to do the thing?” Now, he says, “I love you, Daddy. I HATE YOUR IDEAS!!!” 🤣

Ahhhh what a race. I’m so stoked for him winning.

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There’s something so wholesome about all the Formula 1 teams reporting the weather to the drivers like a Nan calling you before a picnic to pack the cardigans and windbreaks.

What is happening with this race?! What on earth?

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Lando!!!