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the estate of Joshua Caleb Weibley
all opinions those of the artist Joshua Caleb Weibley as expressed by the executor of his estate
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I have no idea what they all were talking about, but much of the bar was in a heated discussion I was out of and I hear, “but not josh, he’s white” and I turned to them with a look of mock horror and said “YOU’RE ONLY TELLING ME THIS NOW?!?!” brought the house down. I am confirmed as “the good one”
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Endeavor to not live a life that lets this sentence be written about you
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I feel like a24 wants to make all of those movies simultaneously and is failing at it
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There are countless great simpsons bits, but the one that always gets me is homer looking down at his hand to check his sharpied-on notation “Lenny = white, Carl = black”
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[me to life, as it rips me limb from limb] if not friend, why friend-shaped?
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There's not a single thing you can do about Joe Biden. There's a lot you can do about how you treat other people and also how you spend your time outside of work.
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I’m just astounded by how often you’re right in a way that soberly cuts all the other things away. This shouldn’t be a revelatory statement but it absolutely is and we (I) need you to keep reminding us (me) of it
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The only people I think have any idea what they’re talking about immediately follow up with “but I don’t know!”
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You want the obvious, you’ll get the obvious
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This is such a wild card. Polling is so meaningless because most standard means of polling are anathema to under-30 (even under-40!!) people. I’m not taking a call from a number I don’t know! I’m not wasting my time on an online survey form! Why would you trust that data?!?
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Lmao I used to say this to my girlfriend on her birthdays to tease her
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Let me see if I can find it- I’ll dm you
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They are! Have seen both recently and they’re both really doing very well.
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If we find out weird al is some kind of creep I don’t know if I’ll recover
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A number of years ago npr’s radiolab did a story about 2 friends of mine who were dating at the time, one who was in a horrible accident, fought her way out of a coma & a lot of real challenges with help and support from my other friend. Tom hanks optioned the story and my friend said “no”. King.
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I think I may be misreading this apartment situation, but still too early to tell
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Still haven’t directly interacted with the landlord, but (and this is in spite of us telling him for years now) it’s possible the landlord genuinely didn’t understand how bad the apartment had gotten
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My downstairs neighbor says he cried and said “I can’t ever fix this. I put you people through hell.” Could be crocodile tears, and I don’t trust it, but it’s possible
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I GET KNOCKED DOWN AND THEN I STAY DOWN YOU ARE A WORTHY OPPONENT AND I ACCEPT DEFEAT
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Microsoft outage has cancelled my twice deferred dmv appointment to renew my license fucking come on
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My damaged mind can’t help but automatically call up the mpreg clippy image
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I don’t love every move she’s made but I swear people were expecting to her to be some kind of avenging angel instead of a pragmatic politician and I don’t understand them
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I would prefer to forget much of my current cultural moment rather than confuse aliens or whoever stumbles upon the record