Pretty Fly for a Cat Guy (warning: unreliable narrator)

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🏳️‍⚧️ Cat-loving disabled genderqueer autistic. He/she/they Kamurocho’s #1 Majima simp, pin, bug, and plant enthusiast, kitten wrangler. Passionate about creating trans joy. ACAB, even yr dad

“LANGUAGE IS A LIVING THING, BEARDO” - Noam Chomsky, maybe

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Sweet baby boy is home and resting. I made it home too and am putting copious amounts of mozzarella balls and steak cubes into my face before I pass out. Enough excitement for today thanks.

Praise the fucking lord they’re giving me a professional discount because I’m a vet tech hashtag miracles are real

This reads like an ad for Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015

Well you got your rich dads and poor dads and then you have your hung dads and short dads. Dads come in a great many variety

Best episode of TV I ever watched? "The Old Sugarman Place,” BoJack Horseman. Grief, isolation, mental illness, generational trauma, and the ugly reality that it was preferable for a person to be stripped of their entire being than be an inconvenient partner. It’s so hard to watch, but powerful.

Best episode of TV I ever watched? "Best" Is a bit of a stretch but damn fun LOL (Murder, She Wrote- Keep the Home Fries Burning)

Was legit about to throw my phone out the window when I was looking for a low-carb banana bread recipe because all of them use banana extract which FUCK THAT NOISE. Then I found this recipe and this note made me unreasonably happy. Trust science, your food will (almost always) taste better!

Got my first pedantic comment on YouTube and I handled it like an adult. Please clap.

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Pretty Fly for a Cat Guy (warning: unreliable narrator)

Six clients, y’all. Between driving/cuddle time/pet chores/meds, I probably worked about 12-14 hours total. Next weekend I have SEVEN. A new record for my business. I’m exhausted but I truly love doing this.

Turns out my favorite paleteria was less than a mile away so now I’m having my fave treat: it’s hot Cheetos with corn on top, then queso, mayo, MORE CORN and hot Cheeto crumbs with sour cream drizzle. This is two meals.

Another very good snail! This one is carrying a little snack. Very important.

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Pretty Fly for a Cat Guy (warning: unreliable narrator)

Coelacanth

Retail therapy at Daiso has cooled me down a little. Anglerfish petit block set and a red bean bun. Almost ready to vent coherently. Currently would be just gibberish.

Y’all I’m so fucking pissed off right now. Like just fucking burning up angry. I have to stay on schedule otherwise I would go find the nearest rage room and beat the fuck out of something with a sledgehammer.

I should make this into a shirt for myself

CAUTION: SPOOD INCOMING 🕷️ I was asked how Calliope, my garden spider, is doing so here’s a nice pic of her enjoying the morning. Apparently she had a friend for dinner.

Me: hi Luna! *small gray blur runs past hollering* Luna: *on the bed, clutching a bible* Are you here for the exorcism? I called for an old priest and a young priest…you’re middle-aged. Guess you’ll do. Me: I see you and Greg are hanging out. Prince Greg: *knocks over a glass* Luna: LET US PRAY

Good thing the presidency isn’t like the medical profession where emergency situations can happen after ten o’clock or even midnight!!!

Me: plants look thirsty again. Maybe I need to water them twice a day now. Helena: heyyyyyyy boy 😏 Me: GODDAMMIT HELENA I JUST STRAPPED YOU BACK DOWN. Helena: I guess I just need more…DISCIPLINE…💦 Me: DEFINITELY too thirsty.

SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON

Kinda weird how the Bible censored the Sermon on the Mound. Not a single mention of Jesus pausing every 15 minutes to tell people about blue apron codes.

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BIRTHDAY!✨at the Sabzeruz✨

Okay I’m actually pretty proud of this

Reminder that diet culture is toxic and kills people, but it is still absolutely valid for you to want to lose weight! I ended up losing 20 as a result of changing my diet and meds after a diabetic crisis, and while it wasn’t intentional, I am proud of my progress!

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SimplyPsyke🏳️‍⚧️

I mean, I’d vote for this one

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YOU GET THE TISM! AND YOU GET THE TISM! And when everyone’s autistic…

An important holiday reminder from an All-American Kitten

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matty stratton (anxious panda arc)

To this day I have never tried the stuff.

The cognitive dissonance on this site is astonishing sometimes. One person is telling another person how vile they are for not using alt text, while out of the other side of their mouth they’re making outdated homophobic jokes about ol’ Joe and I just…

Not a one of y’all has spent enough time looking at a really nice snail today and it shows.

Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

Thinking of making this a real thing! Gauging interest for garden flags now!

5 AM foster check in (and potty break)! Mama J - using donut tunnel as a bed Kinga - dominating the back pillow Ardy - being lanky and deaf, smiley Servo - full-on orb attempt

I’m going to bed. It’s so nice to see Mama J playing with her kittens like the young cat she is, and knowing she won’t have to go through it all again: living on the street in this heat, giving birth in the first house to open a door when she was screaming, sleeping under garbage. SPAY YOUR CATS FFS

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CK DexterHaven

Yuppppp. Brain cell is still developing. ❤️

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CK DexterHaven

I gotcha. This is Boo, the brother of the fader we saved - he was stronger but still overcame a lot! He’s the snuggly one and not too bright, but we love him just the same!

45 and a recent pic 🙃

39 and a recent pic 🥰