Is it because mylar balloon manufacturing is done in a country that doesn’t understand the US zeitgeist and corporate oligarchy’s don’t care nor are willing to spend money on someone who reviews and corrects the products resulting in fun house mirror versions of how the world views us?
!!DING!!DING!!DING!!
We have a winner!
I was going to say it's because it came from China & they love clowning on us. The 4th of July fireworks packages are insane.
I honestly think it's funnier that they made it a square balloon. I've honestly never seen a non-round balloon before, it's like they were worried it wouldn't be as masculine if it didn't have corners.
Some friends sent me this the other day. So I had to go get a big pink ice cream yesterday and walk down the street giving it a little bit of a sloppy toppy to watch the surrounding boomer men waiting in line for their own ice cream squirm.
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Very much mentioned in the article. There’s such a bittersweet bones deep certainty that queer people would live longer and happier, were it not for the droves of sad-trads looming around with scowls and jealousy. Aching to turn their self hatred into legislation to force everyone to be just as sad.
Because as men we're not allowed to display the genuine platonic love and affection we feel towards other men in our lives unless we coat it in a light dusting of societally-approved masculine signifiers.
That balloon can be interpreted as meaning
"I missed you, Dad!"
In that there are bullet holes on the other words in the message. Only "Dad" makes it out unscathed.
Cause in your darkest moment,
when your enemies had nearly overcome your defenses,
Just as you came to peace with your coming demise,
HE appeared, summoning a torrent of fire and lead,
and cast your foes into the pits of Hades.
He is Dad.
Avenging Spirit.
Defender of the Light.
He is...
a hero.