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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way
cucumber doused in soy sauce is great when you're hungry and want to be thirsty also
Read this in Mitch Hedberg's voice for some reason
I came up with this like 10 years ago and posted it on the other site and probably Mitch Hedberg was an influence. He did have that joke about rice.
I used to love Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.
I used to use this joke format...
And that’s when I realized I should have just said “Yeah”.
They’re the perfect vehicle for an inadvisable amount of hummus.
Celery just read your post and said "Hold my seltzer"
I like carrots thank you.
I like them, too! I just don’t find them very filling.
Have you tried eating 1500 of them in one go?
I was about to say: I once ate an entire leftover bowl of grated carrots one summer. There wasn’t any room left in the fridge and they’d have dried out. Would have been a waste to throw them away. Couldn’t see any carrots for the next few weeks. Wasn’t hungry for at least a day.
of course you do your name is bunny
Yeah, that was the joke, sort of.
It's also true
as the Hungarian proverb says, there's always carrot in a puke
To paraphrase Rainier Wolfcastle, “My stomach! The carrots do nothing!”
Mmmm vegetable flavoured sawdust...yummy.
ikr?? I don't understand why
Very little sugar content, so your body can only key off of physical distention to know when to signal "satiation".
thank you for that I'll actually keep that in mind
"carrots are divine, you get a dozen for a dime, you know it's maaaagic"
Bugs Bunny
That's why you use way too much dip too
@marawilson.bsky.social I'm not shaming anyone for how much or what they eat btw . I just mean from a physical standpoint, some of the hummus will fall off the carrot ...
Also if you’d like to be a little sad when you eat
Celery is the perfect scoop for eating way too much garlic humus while lying to yourself that you're having a nice healthy snack.
Unless you soup them with onion & garlic & olive oil & cumin seeds. Nom nom nom! 😋
Have you considered a 17 ounce carrot?
bsky.app/profile/thek... We get a produce box once a week from local farmers. It’s great! But this week we’d asked for, among other things, some carrots, about a pound of them.
Friends. This is what showed up in the box. One massive carrot
I read this right after eating a bundle of baby carrots and it's very true
I totally understand! Used to eat so many my skin started to get an orange hue. Chuckles!🤭
By the way it doesn’t hurt you. You just look odd.
Truth. Nutritional value aside, carrots make for poor snacks.
Not if you use them as a delivery mechanism for hummus
We had Milky Ways for that in t'old days.
We all know carrots are delivery vessel for hummus.
And for the same thing but also somehow both soggy and dry, try baby carrots!
If you smother them with hummus or blue cheese dip, they can work out
They can help you see your hair curl in the dark. Fact.
Also, up there amongst the best deceptions, famous carrot eater 'Cats Eyes' Cunningham.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cu...
that's like, a vegetable right
I like to munch on carrots while pretending they’re just as good as potato chips
Just a hollow feeling in the stomach, hungrier than before the carrots.
I call them portable veggies. Always have them at hand.
Subskeeting all non-potato vegetables.
Very true, happened to me yesterday
