I appealed elsewhere for a name for the day where the bottom Premiership team surpasses Derby's points total and ensures they keep their record... Thank you to Marie, and Happy Ramsbottom Day!
What the actual cuntfucking twatbaggery is this pisswanking steaming piece of saccharin sycophantic shitbastard bollocks? Which moronic fuckstain-arsetwat even conceived this, let alone created it? Get it to the bottom of the coldest deepest sea, along with every mothercunting faceFUCK who liked it.