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you guys we talked about this
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yeah but you guys also shot your own dick off by being terrible journalists so nobody listens to you.
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Some things are just common sense. (I don’t listen to WaPost, either, but we’ve heard it from like 3.4 gazillion other sources!
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Seems like a bunch more people will be needing it
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Actually they say that eye damage from looking at an eclipse is almost completely painless.
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this is a screenshot showing the increase in google searches for the terms “eyes hurt” and “why do my eyes hurt” around the time on April 8th 2024 that many people were witnessing the solar eclipse.
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you are the washington post you can use alt text
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Nope. They never bothered to learn such subtleties as common sense.
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Was it bad to stare at this without the special glasses?
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Why did you guys print out this blurry graph?
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Did you consult experts and cite them in your articles? Were they as qualified as the sensationalist nobodies that you diligently helped corroborate to inflate trans panic in the US?
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Wasn't that mainly nyt?
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Alt: A graph showing a sudden increase in two search terms, "my eyes hurt" and "why do my eyes hurt" for the time after the solar eclipse.
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now will you use alt text?
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You're kidding. You gotta be ... I guess there's always a certain percentage you just cannot save. *Sigh*
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I swear I used glasses the entire time but my eyes feel like garbage! They were legit glasses too!
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Same boat for me. I used good glasses, but it feels like I just spent 16 hours staring at a screen.
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Took a big ole nap, solved it 😂.
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You're not supposed to just stare, even with proper glasses.
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If you actually have proper glasses, you can stare as much as you want. No problem. Cheap, paper that lets sunlight in the sides are not proper glasses.
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Even our proper ISO 12312-2 had a warning about no more than 3 minutes of continuous viewing. Though according to the standard, there is no time limit if the glasses meet the standard. (Un)Fortunately our cloud cover was patchy enough we never got 3 minutes of continuous viewing.
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Warnings in a capitalist society are there to protect the seller, not the buyer. You're correct though, IF they're to standard, the whole thing, not just the lenses, then you can stare all day.
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"Do not look at sun through telescope with remaining eye"
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So, to prevent forgetting in the future, all you need to do is go into the settings menu. Just below your signed in account, you'll see this toggle switch. Turn it the fuck on.
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I'm pretty sure they dont forget, they just dont give a fuck.
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Why don't you use alt text?
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A meta joke to screw with people bad at eclipse watching who now need screen reader software? And yes I have the force alt text setting enabled, don't worry about it.
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Saving this for every time Trump says a completely untrue thing and your headline doesn’t acknowledge that
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Nobody trust your shitty journalism. Besides, thanks to your decades of advocating the dismantling of public education, americans are just plain stupid. So, shut up and go fuck yourselves.
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Wow ratcheting it up a notch or five
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Sir, this is an optometrist's office [someone whispers something to me] Ok wait, this is a Wendy's.
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I, for once, do believe this headline to be true.
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I'm having a hard time reading this
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can you map that next to who got their eclipse glasses from amazon? i suspect after the fact they may have been fake