Every Chiles opinion piece walks a tightrope in my mind where he could fall off on one side and it was a satire spoof, and fall the other and it was his real submitted copy
“No way I can wear a face mask to prevent spread of Covid, it is utterly unnatural?”
“It’s the most natural thing in the world to wear an ear mask and no inconvenience at all”
The bandage ear cult of the new god of walls feels very much like a theme in a Vonnegut novel - oh, what Kurt would have made of this - makes it even easier to avoid hearing reason
So there is a roundabout on my ride into work. This morning, a cybertruck was at one of the yield signs as I went through.
I started laughing - hard - as one does, and exited the roundabout.
Homeboy exited the same way, and he gave me the angriest bird I've seen in a while.
Labour members have opened a petition to Wes Streeting. Anyone can sign it.
"We, the undersigned, are calling on you to immediately withdraw your support for the ban on puberty blockers for trans young people."
actionnetwork.org/pe...#transgender#LGBTQ#LGBT#Labour#trans
Moved into a house that had a load of garden gnomes left behind. Wife wanted them gone. Now I have my own little Gnome Garden in the bit hidden behind the shed, out of her sight.
So glad I wasn't in the office yesterday. I hadn't realised that Darryl was a better football coach than Southgate or would have made more impact at nearly 50 than Kane did in the game
If privatisation is so efficient and customer-positive let's privatise the roads. And if your response to that notion is "no, it'll be too expensive for an essential common good" then ask why we let it be done to every other essential service in the UK.
I WANT THIS AS AN ALBUM COVER (apparently ranchers in Finland used to paint their reindeer / caribou with reflective paint so cars would be able to see them) full disclosure: some dude posted this on twitter years ago saying it would be his album cover. I don't want to thieve like some scoundrel.
England are through to the final of Euro 2024.
The Tories have been voted out.
I’d just like to suggest to the person with the magic lamp that they use their last wish very wisely.
At almost 49 I still have a full head of dark hair with almost no grey. I'm tempted for my 50th next year to get it bleached and coloured grey just to mess with the photographic record.
