Matt Seybold: Waiting for coffee this morning, lady in a pastel Jeep with Jesus freak decals hopped the curb to cut the drive-thru line. The woman she cut WAS NOT having it. Jumped out of her car, stood in front of the menu & microphone & yelled “you’re a fake Christian cockgoblin” until the Jeep drove away.

Waiting for coffee this morning, lady in a pastel Jeep with Jesus freak decals hopped the curb to cut the drive-thru line. The woman she cut WAS NOT having it. Jumped out of her car, stood in front of the menu & microphone & yelled “you’re a fake Christian cockgoblin” until the Jeep drove away.

Women like these are the adhesive that holds together the precarious crust of civil society.

I hope she knows we all love and admire her.

A true American hero.

The rhetorical dexterity to come up with that description on the spot!

I have no evidence, but I did have the thought that maybe these two knew each other already, and so maybe she had this locked and loaded. Not sure, but it was so biting and so personal!

This story gives me hope for the future

This is the content I am here for

Give her a sword and an army!

Connect her to this lady! bsky.app/profile/dege...

This is how you handle religious oppression ❤️🤘 you're my hero whoever you are

That might be my ex-wife😳 (Run!)

Cockgoblin - I’m stealing this

Way better than dick troll

So much better.

Warms my heart.

That woman gets that we are trying to have a society.

I want to pay for woman #2's coffee!

My wife tried but could not figure out how to accomplish this from our rear position in the line.

me too😂😂😂

Nice! 😆 All heros don't wear capes...🦸🏽‍♀️

Good for her and on a side note, jumping the curb to cut in line is psycho behavior. I have never seen that in my life and never even considered that a possibility. If I ran a fast food joint, I'd tell everyone working for me to refuse service if they ever saw that.

Sad to say at this particular location, I have personally seen it happen several times. And the staff can’t be expected to do much because they can’t see where it happens (except maybe on cameras).

That's crazy. Cutting in line with my car is just such a foreign idea to me. Even on a purely selfish level I could damage my car or hit another persons car then we all gotta deal with insurance which is going to far outweigh the time I could have saved. Then again a curb jumper isn't thinking.

In 2022 a wind gust caught my car door as I was getting out. $2,000 dent in the car next to me. My insurance premiums won't level out from that one for another year. Exchanging paint on purpose calls for powerful psych meds.

Hero of the day!

Jeeple are fuckin' weird, man

Incredibly...don't you even give Consumer Reports a quick glance before buying the worst fucking vehicle ever manufactured?

it's all about the vibes and the aftermarket accessories, man! so you can look like some kinda badass rock crawlin' offroader when you're cutting in line at the Starbucks lol

my 28-year-old 4runner and I have no end of snark for these clowns

On the Mechanics subreddit a while back, a mechanic shared how he came into work one morning in their six bay shop. All six were Jeep products.

Regular Car Reviews: 2007 Jeep Wrangler JK Unlimitedyoutu.be My mistake. A I6 is smoother than a V6. Oops. If the Countryman is so British, the Jeep Wrangler is INSURMOUNTABLY American. It's hard not to want to dig into that V6, to take it through puddles and out into the city, out past DePaul University and its village of Big 10 transplants in yoga pants with bearded boyfriends who tweet out pictures of craft breweries. You want to just gun this thing, get the wind in your nostrils, to take in the smell of patchuli and scones and unauthorized snuggles.

Driving over curbs

Curb crawlers.

Fuck with the coffee line, incite the wrath of people who haven't had their coffee yet.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Real Jesus freaks don’t drive Jeeps.

I’m rooting for them being neighbors. 🍿

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