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@meganisthinking.bsky.social

sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio ✿ 25 ✿ wife ✿ mother ✿ artist ✿ jokes?

how rare and beautiful it is to even exist

part-time twilight stan account
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Women hate it when you speak for all of them
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not wearing socks feels like a crime
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literally posters christmas and i missed it
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i log off for two days to play pokémon go fest and all hell breaks loose
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i cut off all my hair today.. oops
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Do not age gracefully. Be a total jerk about it.
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i’m convinced that keeping track of your socks is the universe’s way of teaching us about loss and acceptance
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They should make a new JAWS film but w orcas.
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growing up is realizing that you never truly grow up, you just get better at pretending you know what’s going on
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The existence of Platonic love implies Socratic love and Aristotelian love
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this is how my posts are written
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life is just a series of moments between cups of tea
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I think scented markers for adults could reunite the country
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when I say “the other day” it might be 1998 who even knows
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i’m not lazy, i’m just on low-power mode
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soup guy walking out of the stock market disappointed
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ME: i have a cold WIFE: for the last time it’s called an ice cube
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me: dude i’m 25 my neck (hurting for the third time this month): you sure?
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wish i could crack my back like one of these bad bois
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so much of adulthood is just trying not to be sleepy between 2 - 4 in the afternoon i s2g
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the inside out characters in my head
The inside out characters in my head
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they should invent a front facing camera that doesn’t hurt your feelings
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Self-Harm
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If the earth was actually flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now 🙄
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