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[british horror movie]
person: blimey
ghost (knocking over a can of beans): boo innit
person: oi me beans
this post chiwwed me to the vewy bone, it did
your understanding of the brits is deeper than most i've seen
"I certainly hope you have a haunting license"
*produces council estate haunting licence*
"Appears everything is in order here. Carry on then."
Wow I can’t wait for the new season of doctor who
the doctor: these beans are... ASDA!
[dramatic sting]
i honestly don't know what i'm doing.
Spoiler Warning for "Is It A Ghost, Then? Part 3: The Inconveniencing."
[ectoplasm dripping down the walls of Buckingham Palace]
The Queen: Oh that's right narsty it is
this is fuken mental mate
I sent this on a group chat and my friend made this
this boiled me beans, it did 😔
It’s the unsaid which is always the most terrifying
Village elders: oy! Get in the wicker man
Person: sorry, alright
This guv'nor eatin beans!
Busters turn up
“Ectoplasm!”
Person “no bruv it’s bean juice innit!”
It would be more "me fuckin beans you fuckin transparent c**t"
call in the professional - the Vicar of Beans
>Enter plod:
"Do you have a loicence for them beans?"
Dieses "Oi me beans" macht was mit mir
liebe den kompletten dialog obwohl ich nicht mal sicher sagen kann dass ich den witz kapiere
Uncanny! I’m shitting myself 😱😊
me, in the theater: this absolute fucking numpty eating beans
British horror movie: depicts unrelenting dehumanising horror
British horror movie protagonist: it’s inevitable …
British horror movie ending: Fade to black no further explanation needed.
The ghost of someone known as Jazza or Chazza.
or Wazza, Bazza, Tazza, Mazza, Lazza, Dazza, Fazza, Hazza, Kazza, Nazza, Pazza, Razza, Sazza, Vazza or Zazza
British nickname 101.
1) Take the first letter of first name,
2) Add "-azza"
3) Bob's yer uncle
I'm thoroughly spooked and I'm not even British.
"You got a loicence for that containment unit?"
I am British and this is totally how it is. The ghost isn't the one that is going to be picking it up, it'd be muggins right here
I’m fucking hyperventilating lmao
Jumpscare warning please!
ghost (flicks thin slices of toast off the table): ...and your soldiers.
The bean-flicking ghost sounds better.
