marissa walmart dog

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gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her

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33 YEAR OLD EX-GAWKER EMPLOYEE DESPERATELY TRYING TO GO VIRAL: Men will listen to Women (the band) but won’t listen to Women (the gender)… lol HER HUSBAND (left in Semen Extraction Chamber for too long): AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHH

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i love my it/its wife

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that's just not true. i did not "bark and whelp like a puppy" while getting "jerked off." it's just not true. that did not happen at all

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Self-Harm

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kicked out of the guild for sticking my fingers in another conjurers mouth while she was casting. in my defense it was an excellent counterspell

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you log oin here to p[ost u open the chat window nad think about what silly little goofy little jokes to tell but i just talki like this irl all my words aqre posts evry picture i tke i s a post all my dmns and work messages and eveyrthying is do is posts

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wagom

Sexually Suggestive

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vanishing in a cloud of cum

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u guys seem cool dont come to the spike pit tmrw

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tomny spramno

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I'm over here chewin up garlic I got garlic cloves in my maw right now I'm just curling my lips to reveal a normal number of teeth I'm human as fuck man I'm imbued with consciousness man like

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ok fine ill follow u. *eats shit from the bowl labeled follower shit* hell yea. im following this guy

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ugh can u believe her shes marissaing and walmarrt dogging all ovsr the place

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theyre measuring me for a goonsuit im done buying off the rack

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evil tranny summer i put foundation on my balls

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the court will now hear arguments in the case of shit v post. in an unusual move, the judge has elected to whip his cock out and do the helicopter

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flexing for Biden

ur a wrecker bro

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Pilots are so obsessed with airplanes. Every day with this shit

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Clearsky show me every time I've posted about girls with small cocks. Jesus Christ, ok let's narrow it down to just this year. Fuck. Okay this month that probably won't overload the search results

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this is exactly how the inside of my ass looks

Peter Kalinski

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cumming in the eye of the needle before the camel gets any wise ideas

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idiocracy rly holds up if u ignore everything in it except maya rudolphs tits

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a vote for joe biden is a vote for nothing. the endless void of neverending rot. not even the cube can save us now. we float alone in empty compromise. god's piss tastes staler than a yuengling hershey porter

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the second funniest is literally silencing women

the funniest use of the pronoun labeler is hiding all posts made by he/hims

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ill puke wherever i want. ill puke on the floor ill puke in the bathtub ill puke on u

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ill puke wherever i want. ill puke on the floor ill puke in the bathtub ill puke on u