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🇨🇦 Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. The house panther runs the joint. Horror. Books. Birds. My rotten boy. My gorgeous man.

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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 20 hr
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 20 hr
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 20 hr
I promise fast and free delivery, right inside your vagina.
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 20 hr
I have terrible news
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If the Jimmy Johns I ordered doesn't fix my life idk what I'm gonna do
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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 19 hr
Evidence that my boyfriend got really high and forgot that you can eat the end of the pickles.
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚 @theshrimpening.bsky.social · 19 hr
mina horker
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 19 hr
THE SCOOBY-DOO GANG: let’s see who you really are [removes the rocks that she got] it’s Jenny from the block
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Giraud @giraud.bsky.social · 19 hr
Men literally only want one thing and it’s to be slowly extruded through a spaghetti faucet
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 19 hr
If you're a total bastard all the time, all sex can be makeup sex.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 19 hr
Books
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 19 hr
I'm not a playa, I just drink Orange Crush a lot.
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Count Mackula @countmackula.bsky.social · 18 hr
Them: It was a different time Me: It’s always a different time. Even just then is now.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18 hr
I just picture Donald Trump talking to veterans who have been wounded in combat just pointing to his ear and insisting that he’s one of them now
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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 18 hr
Most days you'll find me blasting metal and lifting weights in my bare dirt front yard, yelling at anyone who stares.
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 18 hr
Keeping the bastards on their toes by discoing at the panic.
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 17 hr
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 17 hr
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17 hr
All cookie dough is edible if you believe in yourself
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16 hr
I can’t come to your party sorry I’m in the woods looking under rocks and logs
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 16 hr
Starting to think that raising my kids with empathy and kindness is a mistake and instead I should nudge them in the ruthless cannibal direction.
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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 16 hr
Check out my story, The Black Hole, and all the other amazing work in this issue! 🔥
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Bourbon Penn 33 is live with brand new stories by Alex Jennings, Steve Toase, Valya Dudycz Lupescu, Françoise Harvey, Gretchen Tessmer, Zachariah Claypole White, Adriane Hanson, and J. Ashley-Smith.
Bourbon Penn 33www.bourbonpenn.com Stories by Alex Jennings, Steve Toase, J. Ashley-Smith, Gretchen Tessmer, Adriane Hanson, Françoise Harvey, Valya Dudycz Lupescu, and Zachariah Claypole White. Cover art by Jing Zhiyong.
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚 @theshrimpening.bsky.social · 15 hr
The banned golden age of sci-fi novel from 1956, “Gooning at the Edge of the Universe”
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 15 hr
He sometimes dictated letters to other cats for Taki!
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 15 hr
Raymond Chandler and his tyrannical secretary, Taki. www.dailykos.com/stories/2022...
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 15 hr
Casino rules clearly state that guests must take a shot every time they gamble. This rule ensures our patrons are good and sloshed when tipping.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14 hr
they should sell beer at home depot
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · a day
*mutes all politically related words and terms, half of my feed disappears* Fuck, that’s sexy.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · a day
“We got you bro, I won’t let you go! Johnny, go around and sweep her leg. Now! Sweep the leg, Johnny!”
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pugsley @gmeposhpug.bsky.social · a day
Horrifying if literal: Facebook
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bacon popsicle 🤡 @gupton68.bsky.social · a day
kid: I feel funny, mom mom: that’s why we’re sending you to clown school son