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the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
(spins vibraslap to intro sick trumpet solo)
Thank you I have been seeking the name of that instrument for a decade and googling "rattlesnake percussion " somehow doesn't do it.
I always thought of it as a "skull rattle" based on some old animation I only half remember
Flexitone is another good one to look up!
"The rattlesnake sound in every single forking Cake song" - I see no flaw in my search method 😇
I want a girl with a short skirt
And loooooong thin digits
At riverbank we will meet accidentally
We know of the ancient axolotls
That haunt dismembered whiskey bottles
Oh well done. A+ for the deep cut pull.
*Twelve minute trumpet solo.*
Are they touring the facility and picking up slack?
no. they’re critically endangered ☹️
They are know for their regenerative abilities. Like regrowing a limb while touring the facilities.
They brag a neonetic trait, so they often want to get to bed well before eight
They’re aquatic creatures found in canals and lakes, and I need a good rhyme to raise the stakes.
this is an A+ skeet, and I thank you for it
Came to post this and figured somebody would beat me to it
I’ve listened to Cake on repeat for too long not to chime in with a well-time “Oh yeah,” or “all right!”
I want a girl with her head wide and her eyes lidlessssss
You should see the MAD magazine poem:
Ok that one is clearly Neil Young
Desperately crouched in a fast mountain creek/their external lungs oxygen seek
That amphibian got a short skirt and a looooooooong jacket
How do you afford your amphibious lifestyle?
One changed their name from Kitty to Karen.
I will never forgive that girl for trading an MG for a fucken LeBaron
engines poasting and roasting in time
how do you afford your axolotl lifestyle
some racing, some pacing, a little bit of plotting
your self destruction doesn't hurt them
The warning klaxons sound, her knives come out, churning and burning, they yearn for that blood.
As they recklessly poast, without logging out, keypads tapping and swiping in turn
Me, listening to Cake as I read this: Yep. Checks out.
They are transfixed, they are forgetting just to breathe
You can find them at Citibank and borrow their pen
I know a man with an axolotl,
He keeps it in a big green bottle.
He found it sitting on a peak
In Darien the other week.
they deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
this is clearly they might be giants
Now I got the tune of "The Distance" in my head after reading that--dammit!
I can't help but hear Lose Yourself when I read these words.
