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Matt Swift

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All Billionaires are Evil
Mitch McConnell is our worst citizen
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All of my jobs have involved deeply angering politicians and giant companies and they truly don't understand how little they can hurt me. I used to write about science fiction on the internet as a woman.
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When your wife and the kids camping trip is going hilariously ….
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CNN Is just ridiculously horny for Trump. Take a cold shower boys.
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National press cheering for facism!
Something inside of me is wriggling...
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So Utah, having passed a transphobic bathroom bill, has launched an online form for people to snitch on folks they think are in the "wrong" bathroom or locker room. Be a real shame if people on the Internet flooded it with fake reports: ut-sao-special-prod.web.app/sex_basis_co...
Hotline Complaint Formut-sao-special-prod.web.app
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Chuck E Cheese countering Dave and Busters “letting people gamble on skeeball” strategy but launching “Kids Fight Club”
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My daughter and I have started calling clothing stains “memories”. Highly recommend!
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97% of all conflict could be avoided if someone pauses and asks "Whose hungry? Whose dehydrated?"
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I’m wanna those “never wore a watch but still reflexively check my wrist if you ask me what time it is” kinda people
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Starting to think we are <10 years from our first Hunger Games.
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May Elon develop a sex robot with an Autofuck setting so we can read about the accidents.
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Anyone doing anything particularly kind today?
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