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Matt Swift

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All Billionaires are Evil
Mitch McConnell is our worst citizen
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When your wife and the kids camping trip is going hilariously ….
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CNN Is just ridiculously horny for Trump. Take a cold shower boys.
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We are all missing the obvious explanation ....
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WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS (Ted Cruz blasting porn out on his main)
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One of my main goals is life is to be the beer guy savoring the moment and not obsess over capturing the moment with my cell phone.
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Counterpoint: Signs don’t make themselves.
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Fingers crossed we make it all the way back to the good shit
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Without downloading anything new, what is your energy going into 2024?
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