Nanoraptor: I have at times wondered if some parts of my life might be a warning to others I'd like to note that this is one of those times. Carbonating pickle juice ruins it. That is all.

I have at times wondered if some parts of my life might be a warning to others I'd like to note that this is one of those times. Carbonating pickle juice ruins it. That is all.

I'm afraid to say, this is information I can use. Thanks for saving me from myself.

Thank you for exploring the possibility-space on behalf of humanity.

i need to run this experiment to either confirm or falsify your results

I did not know this until it was too late but apparently when the pickle juice is carbonated from the store that means they aren't safe to eat

I find it funny how humanity intentionally spoils (ferments) certain foods as a fancy preparation that costs more time and money, and then when other foods ferment in the packaging all on their own, at the store or in our fridges, people panic and throw it away before it can burn the world down.

We run a delicious knife edge between "oh that tastes interesting!" and being doubled over in pain with liver failure.

Thank you. I have always wondered. I drink still pickle juice several times a week.

...Shit, that just made me curious lol.

you need to try nitrous just to be sure

turned the pickle juice bottle up to 10 while running a quarter mile, ruined the barra. 1/10.

Sweet, dill or any pickle juice?

I have only tried Dill, and just one brand.

Now I want to see the disclaimer section of the Soda Stream documentation. “Warranty is void if you carbonate any form of brining liquid. “

Now you tell me, just when I was about to go commercial with it. Mind you, we were having trouble coming up with a suitable name - sports drink focus groups were not responding well to “Fizz-Ickle”.

Might have been more successful than mayonnaise dew.

In my consumer economics class in Highschool we had to come up with ideas for new food products, and I suggested a flaming hot Cheeto flavored drink which would be like a spicy, faux-cheesy canned milkshake. And they laughed, what a stupid idea they said, it would be terrible. Who’s laughing now

Still everyone else because a flaming hot fake cheese milkshake is indeed a more vile concept than even flaming hot Mountain Dew.

Refreshing

ew oh my god what the fuck why would you oh god oh jeez carbonated POISON juice EWWWWWWWWWWWW

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