Ahhhhh: Feeling like the poptart that was elated to be picked apart and consumed

Feeling like the poptart that was elated to be picked apart and consumed

And the poptart was happy

whoa i didn’t see this After photo

I saw ONLY this after post and was disturbed. Then more disturbed after seeing the before post and realized they peeled off all of pop-tart's epidermis.

there’s no way around it: horrors aplenty regardless of context

The giving tart

Damn bro’s looking like the Mussolini “after” photo

same energy

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This Salo remake is going in some weird directions

This is intense

They flayed him alive

THE GIVING TREE IS A TERRIBLE BOOK! 1000 years from now, archeologists will find my body atop this hill!

the horror

This is my body, which I have given up for thee.

Whoever eats my crust and drinks my filling remains in me and I in him

transpoptartiation

Shout out to all my transpoptartiation & conpoptartantiation homies

OMFG 😳💀💀💀

I'mma let you finish, poptart, but Douglass Addam's "Meet the meat" scene in Restaurant At The End Of The Universe was the funniest sentient food scene begging to be eaten of all time. Wait, they were trying to be funny, right?

THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THIS

Hats off to the crazy genius that was handed the pop tart bowl assignment and took it to the house

Honestly I haven't stopped laughing since the first photo. Perfectly executed - both the ad campaign and the sentient poptart.

it's their dream

The Gods instruct their devotees to perform the rite of sparagmos on this abomination.

Take this and eat it, this is my strawberry frosted body that has be given unto you.

from another thread on this topic: bsky.app/profile/aunt...

"This is my filling. The filling of the new and everlasting covenant, which will be shed for you and for all, so that munchies shall be sated."

I guess it's a natural impulse. There's clearly a poptart sized hole in the human heart.

Sometimes I feel like I'd have been happier in life if I hadn't managed to read that as a child, recognize the lesson, and then live a life dedicated to ignoring it.

America dot jpg

The mainstreaming of vore

Is this the Toastiside Layer the jellicle tarts go to when they get chosen?

The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy had hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Ameglia... The Ameglian Major Cow (also referred to as the Dish of the Day) was one example of a race of artificially created, sentient creatures which were bred to want to be eaten.

It's as nature intended.

It feels drastically less barbaric that we cooked it first. We're not savages, we cook our flesh before eating it.

vore

I say the same thing when some wants to eat-

Meeeee

Body of Kellogs

I feel like I missed something, why does this thing exist

I've seen that face before.

The living poptart kind of saved the otherwise dismal lesser bowl season.

it is what he deserved

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