It’s so wild how absolutely sure the right is that if rich white guys could just sort of..you know, own humans, like say women or laborers for example, it would be a silver bullet for all of what they think are the country’s problems.
His “ideas” certainly don’t include things like guaranteed family leave, universal healthcare, a robust public school system, libraries, childcare subsidies, etc.
Holy shit, I’m 8 years older than JD Vance. How does the man look like he’s 65? Isn’t being rich supposed to keep you young, like Tom Cruise? Being a monstrous fucking fascist takes a toll on your body I guess.
I used to work at 7-11 and an important secret is: we let people any amount of liquid nacho cheese on anything for any reason. Put it on your fried chicken. Mix it in your slurpee. God cannot see you. The only law is Thelemic and the only limit is what your punished body can take.
I used to work at 7-11 and an important secret is: we let people any amount of liquid nacho cheese on anything for any reason. Put it on your fried chicken. Mix it in your slurpee. God cannot see you. The only law is Thelemic and the only limit is what your punished body can take.
I would say that maybe a second popular vote would make someone feel empowered to expand the court, but if they went up to like 15, we’d still somehow still end up with 9 corrupt conservative billionaire pets and 6 liberals
At the hairforge yesterday, I’m not sure how the conversation went in this direction, but I said something about a Ford Child Crusher, and my hairsmith immediately said,”You mean an F-150? That’s amazing.”
It even has a character whose entire job in the movie is to read passages from the movie’s ridiculous bee Wikipedia page out loud to us, it’s incredible.
Wait until he hears how angry his base gets about things like free narcan, to help with that “hosp-lee” thing. They don’t think their tax dollars should be helping “those people”.
This Wawa seems to have had a no-show this morning so while I’m waiting for them to make my sandwich, I just rang someone up at the self checkout kiosk, because they were just waiting at the register while all hands are on deck making food.
When I rang myself up, the manager called from behind the food counter, “you okay buddy, or do you need help?” I was like nope I’m good! So when I saw the old guy waiting to get rung up, I asked if he needed tobacco or was paying cash, and he said no to both, so I was like, oh I can help you here!
I will never stop a dog I’m walking from peeing on one of those little American flags republicans put up on the edge of their property because as Thomas Jefferson famously said, “the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the piss of good boys”
I’ve seen a ton of people reposting this, and very few seem to realize when he says “bloodless” he means their blood. Ours has always been the goal of their project. “If the left allows it” means if we just lay down and let them kill us already.
I mean, Broadway also prices their seats like everyone going to the show is flying in by personal chopper from the hamptons, so a car service from the heliport just makes sense in that context.
The day Stanley Tucci prepared us for is finally here and I have to say, I was less surprised when every @johnrogers.bsky.social story about corporate and political malfeasance and corruption came true.
I feel like if I was a Disney exec, I’d be calling the lawyers, not to send a C&D, but to extend an offer. They’re doing R-rated stuff now, this could be their fucken flagship on that sea.
Maybe a new rule where if you damage the cybertruck in any way, you get to stay in. Could be as simple as splashing it with water or seeing it in the rain.
Okay but you have to remember who you’re dealing with here. Amy Coney Barrett definitely saw that bullshit kitty litter for school kids who identify as cats story and thought it was true, and a personal attack on her very soul that must be answered with as much institutional violence as possible.
