BREAKING: Amid uncertainty surrounding the Princess of Wales' health, King Harald V of Norway has landed an army near Stamford Bridge in the north of England
Are you aware that King Harald V of Norway has spend the past few days in the hospital, in uncertain health?
Clearly, this is the time for Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden to retake the rebellious Western Realm and expand his Glorious Scandinavian Kingdom while the Norwegians are leaderless and abroad!
Pfah. The young King lacks experience. He will be easily crushed, his armies smote, the lands beyond the Øresund strait reclaimed! Påläggschoklad will be banished to the realm of Náströnd and taint the tastes of sane men no longer!
Hasten, O house-carls, north to the Danelaw;
Harald Hardrada's come over the sea!
His longships he's laden with baresarks from Norway
To claim Canute's crown and our master to be.
Bitter he'll find here the bite of our spear-points,
Hard ruling Northmen too strong to die old.
We'll grant him six feet -- plus as much as he's taller --
Of land that the sons of the Saxons will hold!
Ah lads, we all know if there’s going to be some conflagration over the English Crown, the actual fighting will be done in Ireland at Irish expense. *Harry and Meghan with their American forces land in Galway.*
Far be it from me to show up the antipodean distant cousins (I've got Shetland Islands heritage). But could you please expand on the story so I fully get it? 😃
