Woke Mechanic

@broke-mechanic.bsky.social

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Not really that broke, no longer a mechanic either.

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This is what it is like to read articles now so actually, @fastcompany.bsky.social , the internet in 1994 was better

What you need to understand about the World Wide Web in 1994, is that it was incredibly ugly: www.fastcompany.com/91140068/how...

What the internet looked like in 1994, according to 15 webpages born that year - Fast Companywww.fastcompany.com Looking back at the Web when it first entered the mainstream shows a world far different from today's cyber wastelands.

NYT giving Trump the coveted "reverse Michael Brown"

If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it

Just beat a super annoying campaign level in Age of Empires. Whole map ran out of stone and gold so I was just sending cheap units into a fucking meat grinder until I was in position to attack the opponent's wood supply.

If the UK election is any guide Biden will lose the popular vote and win the electoral college.

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Allergic to red meat? You may have alpha-gal syndrome caused by Lone Star tick bites.Alpha-gal is short for galactose-alpha-1,3-galactose, a sugar in tick saliva. It ups sensitivity to red meat. Allergy can be severe causing shock. 110k cases identified 2010-2022 medicalxpress.com/news/2024-07...

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Happy birthday America. I hope it’s your last, bitch

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There are so many Dawkins to choose from honestly

And…

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Have to talk to HR tomorrow because I keep calling our principle engineer "The craziest white boy to ever do it in the whole game"

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Setting off illegal fireworks in the marketplace of ideas.

The 18th Goon Lair of Louis Napoleon

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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tweet i think about

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Happy fourth

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I hope this email finds you IN a well.

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I should hook my cell phone up to an old school Cisco private exchange system. If you want to talk to me you are going to have to listen to 10 minutes of vaporwave first.

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Gpt-5 will be a "PhD level" sex pest.

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Castle doctrine applies to bike lanes. Joe Biden doesn't want you to know this.

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Setting off illegal fireworks in the marketplace of ideas.

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Washington refused to be a king and Americans never really got over it.

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Editing the Blue-Gray Lady

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Poverty: -1 sanity Climate change: -2 sanity Daily commute: -1 sanity Landlord: -3 sanity Online microcelebrities: -3600 sanity Job: -1 sanity Someone who is good at mental health please help me budget this. My sanity is dying

Have to talk to HR tomorrow because I keep calling our principle engineer "The craziest white boy to ever do it in the whole game"

DO NOT POUR

There have been a lot of women in human history that are obsessed with dicks but I think JK Rowling takes the cake.

Sorry wouldn’t normally put her on the timeline but this might be the most insane thing j k rowlings ever written

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The electoral problem has become, as the IRA gloated to Thatcher, that the GOP only needs to get lucky once and the Democrats need to be lucky forever. Either they’re going to do something about the court - now, not eventually - or we will simply play iterations of this game until the GOP wins.

I want everyone to think about what Trump will do with explicit absolute immunity from prosecution and the full power of the presidency of the United States of America those are the stakes in November, full stop

If the president has immunity couldn't Biden just, you know...

I'm just gooning in Cedar Rapids