in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole…
ELAINE: That's it? A mole??
JERRY: A ten can't have a mole!
GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole…
[Maya Angelou enters, applause]
MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.
Joe Biden and Donald Trump have both been killed this evening when, according to eye witnesses, each man simultaneously "Million Dollar Babied himself" on opposite ends of a coffee table while trying to do that huge Neo vs Agent Smith flying double punch from Matrix Revolutions
there's something deeply funny about one of the architects of mass incarceration not appreciating how he's being defined and can't recover from one bad night
[FLIPPING MECHA COCKPIT SWITCHES]
D.A.N: the new upgrades have not been fully tested
FORREST GUMP: no choice! if we dont act, the president dies
D.A.N.: confirmed. activating the J.E.N.I. system
FORREST GUMP: time to put on our magic shoes
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had a dream that i was watching a movie about father and son beekeepers, and you could tell the old man was sick because every now and then he'd hack-cough up a lungful of bees. you know, like. beekeeper's lung.
This is a "mumble tub" or mercury delay-line computer memory unit. It sends an audio pulse through a tube of heated mercury metal, preserving data as analogue waveforms. The transducers were in human audio range, so it was said these sounded like whispering or mumbling people when in operation
probably the best part of middle age is when you say things like "this impish sarcasm does him a disservice" is that as long as I only meet new people no one will know I've been talking like this my entire life
not a problem for me. my home is not made of flimsy sticks and spit, but rather sturdy strips of paper and bile. not my bile, though. that would be gross.
>assigned to fix a derelict ship
>ask the corp if the ship is normal or if it flew too close to hell
>corp dont understand
>i've seen event horizon, i've played dead space, i know how this goes
>corp comm chuckle "it's a dead spaceship miss"
>dock and see my dead wife
>it flew too close to hell
