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what is the most fuckable muppet I was huge into Janice when i was like 8. correction:
Camilla. Gonzo knows why "Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em..." Swedish chef talks normal only during sex. I take no pleasure in reporting this but was there pleasure in learning it There's way too much Farscape for me to give a succinct answer. Only one Muppet has "Rizz" right there in the name, just saying. Do gremlins count as muppets? this is why I'm sticking with mr. snuffleupagusJanice is also the easy copout "almost human" answer, if you aren't into the weirdness why are you even fucking a muppet Kermit, that's why Miss Piggy is so jealous. pulled a face on this one ngl will we never be free of that thread it was a running gag "welcome to hellthread" question 11 months ago, I was having the staring dog nam flashback meme right now oh i was never in the hellthread i think i could be remembering it and redoing it but i did think i thought it up at least *Opens mouth*
*Ponders the consequences*
*Closes mouth*
*Leaves room* They don’t call him
link hogthrob
for nothin they're all gloves, they're equally fuckable (sobbing, throwing up) Phone Holder, please Rowlf is the correct answer considering the answer to this question is how I realized that there's a major gender imbalance among the muppets Q: Why does Miss Piggy use a vinegar and sugar water douche?
A: Cuz Kermit likes sweet 'n' sour pork. And yes, the answer is the most obvious: Miss Piggy. oh HELL no I'm not woman enough to handle her I'm gonna use fuckmuppet as a term of endearment 
