Norbizness

I'm beginning to think that populist must be code for something else if he's won only 12.5% of his attempts in a constituency of only 70,000 people. After all, our "populist" candidate has had 10 million more total people not want him as President than did want him.

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Alex von Tunzelmann

She was meant to rule in any event, as Queen of the Stewardesses

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Mark Chadbourn

QUEEN OF THE PERPETUAL TIRE FIRE, I AM

Bugs Bunny has to do a lot less sawing to take care of this problem than he did with Florida.

Nigel Farage elected as Clacton MP, winning a seat on eighth attempt

Nigel Farage elected as Clacton MP, winning a seat on eighth attemptwww.theguardian.com Reform UK leader beats Conservative Giles Watling, who had represented Essex constituency since 2017

KEIR CAN WE HAVE A LONGFORM INTERVIEW With you? Do I have to sit like that on the carpet? GIVE ME AN INTERVIEW OR WE'LL BE MEAN

Big victory for Labour — so big that the NYT just gave Sir Keir his own version of ‘Joe Biden Is Old’

They'll put "outlasted the Tories and took a squat on their grave" as an epitaph for Larry (he was a mere 3-year-old when that gang of incompetent toffs took over)

I love the BBC’s election coverage. nothing to do until polls close so we just have Larry the cat footage

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Kevin M. Kruse

Like Professor Moriarty on the holodeck, characters from The Onion are coming to life and wreaking havoc.

Maggie, thanking in advance all psychopathic toddlers for their homemade fireworks displays and local police for not doing shit about it tonight.

All I ask is that I be remembered this way: "Portly and bespectacled, with a high-pitched voice and a nervous disposition, Sydney was usually cast as peevish neurotics, obsequious toadies, and fretful everyman types" (Sydney Lassick, 1922-2003)

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Don Moynihan

Imagine somebody following this guy's example unless it's how to get free food in a chain restaurant by whinging really loudly (or maybe how to look like a disgraced youth pastor from 1982 who's now on a registry)

The New York Times turned into The Onion so gradually that nobody seemed to notice

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Dave Levitan

I didn't know The Onion's Jim Anchower had a brother!

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emptywheel

Is this guy an escapee from The Onion's editorial pages?

The level of dicking around in this office is becoming near-unsustainable.

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Adam Serwer

I only follow one master, the first Occidental to be elevated to the rank of ninja.

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b-boy bouiebaisse

34 years ago and never improved upon

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David_j_roth

"Don't bother expending any energy in fighting the fascist takeover, I'll just feed off of it"

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Alisha Grauso

MAY I OFFER YOU SOME TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE

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Josh Fruhlinger

Damn it felt good to be a gangster

Nothing says summer like the fresh smell of sun-baked catloaf.

(finishes meh speech, goes to catered meeting room, roars in fury while sending plates of food crashing to the floor) WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL GETTING JOBS AND WAGE INCREASES

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Iron Spike

If I can get you Vince Lombardi's hat would you be available for some swing state pep talks

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b-boy bouiebaisse

I saw Rambo III in a dollar theater while at a summer debate camp at Baylor University (at least that's what my dating profile says). Still not cool with his creating the Taliban, but all of us playing hooky had a good pre-MST3K experience, laughing our asses off at that chewed-gum necklace.

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jesse

"How did we get here?" "Yes, the house seems to be on fire" "No, a DOG with a HAT"

Instead of self-flagellation, try Googling the phrases "Why Democrats Should Support" or "Why Liberals Should Support"