Nicky No-Spoons

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AMAB, but whatever's fine. Pan, but not interested(sorry, this one's taken). Nearly Ace, but filthier than most of you animals.

Both my mood and connective tissue are disordered. 🦓 #pEDS #BPD #cPTSD

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"You'll have to excuse us. We're Americans. We hear very little and understand even less"

you know what, everyone should just take a minute and go watch Casablanca. Have you seen it? It's pretty good. You'll finally get all the references.

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie

Now your buns will look SPECTACULAR

growing some sesames to harvest their seeds

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Heaven fucking forfend we ever fight back. HEAVEN FUCKING FORFEND WE GET DONE TAKING THIS SHIT.

Male socialization is dealing with a cracked tooth as a result of a game of "Smear The Queer" you never fucking signed up for, then watching the other eight boys involved get a slap on the wrist from the principal.

male socialization is being relentlessly called a faggot when you were too embarrassed to shower with the soccer team because it felt viscerally "wrong" and humiliating

If you should find yourself lost in my mind somehow: -OSHA requires I inform you you are entering an enclosed space filled with hazardous fumes. Respiratory protection, or a high THC tolerance, is required beyond this point. - gas masks not provided, but snacks are.

If you should find yourself lost in my mind somehow: - abandon all hope - stick to the path - stay out of the shadows - and whatever you do. do not touch my fucking filing cabinets.

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Fiona Apple wearing a suit of armor (1997) by Joe McNally

[eyes a warehouse] I bet I could drive a forklift

Make a band sci-fi The Presidents of the United Federation of Planets

Make a band sci-fi They Might Be Robots

Make a band sci-fi Queens of the Space Age

Make a band sci-fi Earth, Wind, & Fusion Power

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I've always been told that when you're breaking the law, don't break the law. Committing only one crime at a time keeps a target off your back. Got something spicy under the seat? Obey the speed limit, and don't forget your goddamn seat belt.

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She won a Pulitzer for exposing how the country's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail.

She exposed how the nation's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail.www.nbcnews.com "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.

Make a band Meatier: The Meatles

Make a band meatier: Jefferson Airplane Beef Or Chicken

Fleetwood Chili Mac

Chicago style dogs

What’s the best episode of television you’ve ever watched.

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spotify and youtube saying their paid versions will be less aggressively shitty is like a dude saying hell stop being an asshole when you put out

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Miyazaki keeps coming out of retirement, not because of some nebulous artistic drive, but because he knows the entire 'weird lil guy' industry rests on his tired, tired shoulders.

X-files is about how, once a year, you need to do something wacky and fun, just to get the sillies out. Like play baseball with an alien. Or spend Christmas with snarky ghosts.

x-files is about how storytelling, and by extension, your life, has very little to do with what you think the overarching plot is, and how what you remember about relationships comes from the little moments that don’t seem to mean anything at the time. how the space you fill is what makes you you.

Got some friends looking to start Mutual Aid work near Dallas. Anyone out there have a good group to point them towards?

Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films: M:ask of Zorro O: Brother Where Art Thou V:irtuosity I:n the Mouth of Madness E:verything Everywhere All at Once

Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films: M: Monsieur Hulot's Holiday O: One Wonderful Sunday V: Vozvrashcheniye (a.k.a. 2003's The Return) I: I've Loved You So Long E: Ernest & Celestine

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Mutual aid request In a lot of pain and i need cannabis for relief. in addition, i need help to get to work which i start on tuesday $100 is my goal, currently at 0 as my screenname suggests, will update if i recieve any aid. Ca/pp: miusoph Thank you please repost

Donner Party 2: The Pajama Jam

Donner Party Rock Anthem

Frame from a non-musical movie with a great soundtrack

Frame from a non-musical movie with a great soundtrack.

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Encouraged by the interaction I got. I'd love to find a community here. I am a #leftist (by American standards at least), if my military service makes you question that I'm happy to discuss (I've been out for 10 yrs). Also #AuDHD #ChronicIllness #Disability #POTS and so on.

Hi. Is anyone there? Thinking about trying this again.

If last week's debate taught y'all anything, it should be that both sides can be shitty.

Periodic reminder that the Jedi being Bad Actually™️ does not mean Sith are Good

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What’s your favorite black and white movie?

What is your favorite black and white movie?

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"Money can't buy happiness" Ok maybe but it sure helps a person calm the fuck down

What is your favorite black and white movie?