southpaw: A LITTLE BIT OF BARBIE IS IN EVERY HUMAN TESTICLE CRUMBLED BOTTLES OF EVIAN IN MINERALS AND VEGETABLES SOLO CUPS FOR DRINKING BEER AT COLLEGE PARTIES HISTORICAL OCCUPY THE ARTERIES IN TINY MICROPARTICLES

A LITTLE BIT OF BARBIE IS IN EVERY HUMAN TESTICLE CRUMBLED BOTTLES OF EVIAN IN MINERALS AND VEGETABLES SOLO CUPS FOR DRINKING BEER AT COLLEGE PARTIES HISTORICAL OCCUPY THE ARTERIES IN TINY MICROPARTICLES

While this is legitimately awful, I keep seeing this story, and my brain keeps singing "every human testicle" in the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan's major-general's song, and I am not going to suffer alone.

I’M VERY WELL ACQUAINTED THAT YOU MIGHT THINK ME IMPERIOUS FOR POINTING OUT ALL HEALTH EFFECTS THAT MAY BE DELETERIOUS BUT IN THIS MATTER I WILL NOT BE PEGGED FOR DEMAGOGUERY [theatrical beat searching for rhyme] BUT YOU WILL MIND WHEN IT IMPACTS THE HEALTHCARE OF YOUR HOG-ERY

JOHN.

Wait why weren’t we following each other?!

i deleted my last account with the same name for a while. but i’m back.

YAY

This is beautiful, but like 80% of the microplastics is tire dust

I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM POLYMERS THAT PEOPLE SET AFIRE, JUST FOUND OUT EIGHTY PERCENT OF IT IS ACTUALLY TIRE DUST

*Lou Bega voice*

ah it's going to be a golden day

Love that testicle rhymes with vegetables.

Damn pup you brought it

## Every sperm is sacred ## (Or coated in micro-plastics, as the case may be.)

Yeah, my mind went to Monty Python when I read the article too, but OPs lyrics slap, and are on tune for the musical *chefs kiss*

Art.

Technically it's car tires, not disposables, but A+.

Now try it to the tune of "Mambo #5".

That dreadful story pairs nicely with this ghastly story www.propublica.org/article/3m-f...

Toxic Gaslighting: How 3M Executives Convinced a Scientist the Forever Chemicals She Found in Human Blood Were Safewww.propublica.org Decades ago, Kris Hansen showed 3M that its PFAS chemicals were in people’s bodies. Her bosses halted her work. As the EPA now forces the removal of the chemicals from drinking water, she wrestles wit...

EEEERWWWWWWW

Majestic u_u

Art

Amazing.

no, I'm getting 'a little bit of Monica in my soul' here

DARN YOU TO HECK THAT IS IN MY HEAD NOW

Well, I'm actually amused by this, since I have a universal remedy for earworms, and I deploy it with prejudice whenever it's needed.

I'm going to tell people this is why I got my orchiectomy

Does this mean I'm nutting Lego now?

I can only hear this in the voice of Mordin Solus

Why did in read that as lyrics for Mambo nº 5?

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