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Haus of Decline

“You got anything that’ll turn a wife into pepper?”

“but doctor, I am the off-brand boccelli…”

RIP Bob Newhart. May you wake up in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette on the other side.

Only 700%? They’re playing you for a sucker!

I think you win a 900% MATCH UNLOCKED! text from a 202 number.

Spare a moment for today’s real victim: Mrs. Tim Scott

These are great days to be stupid and evil in America.

So just to clarify - the president can’t call another election for a year, but is there a mechanism for no-confidence votes to make an election happen sooner than that? Or does France just end up with a rudderless hung parliament and a caretaker PM until the year is up (or potentially longer)?

Men's rea activist

It’s their world, hippo, they don’t have time for your DLC to buffer.

fellate decisis

Mark Joseph Stern

Would you expect anything more from the son of a woman who nearly destroyed the EPA as its head?

Throwing a trash can through a window would have been far more politically effective.

jeff computers featuring minipan and stripey

She’s thinking about chewing it again right now!

I believe the authority is found in the third amendment, I’m sorry, in the third finger of the C.J.’s hand, now fully extended in our direction.

Looking forward to telling my grandkids what it was like to live under the rule of law - since presumably their textbooks won’t mention it.

Assuming the FN is the majority party, what are the rules about electing a prime minister, and what role (if any) does Macron play in their selection?

The folks yelling about saving the children and life beginning at conception sure seem to have gotten a lot of babies and mothers killed.

It was a suspiciously well-funded and glossy campaign.

Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy

Great episode. Hadn’t thought of “Arlington Road” in decades.

Yikes…

Great piece. The only way I can reconcile the Biden statement regarding Lebanon is to assume it was right after the Marines got bombed?

Haus of Decline

Price Is Right rules are the only ethical foundation for a society.

Haus of Decline

Fancy. We’re just a “milk and red pepper” household. Times are tough.

Democracy Dies in Credulity

The question is now simply “what are we going to do about it?” And the answer to that is “nothing” so long as it’s up to Dick Durbin.

Otto von Bismarck is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

Men's rea activist

size H for “hippos”

Strange that “racist asshole” is the only class that racist assholes believe deserving of constitutional protection.

I picked the wrong day to stop smoking death sticks.

"I really don't care, do u?"