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She/Her
Anarcha-Gay
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Ohhhh Null...you are...absolutely fucked. Just ohhhhh boy.
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You've no doubt heard that the Great Library of Alexandria was destroyed in a fire and with it, centuries of knowledge, learning & prose. But that's not the ACTUAL story. The TRUE story of the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria has more to teach us than the myth.
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Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and
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At D&D night one time we made the french girl do the MechWarrior "Engines Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online" thing in a French accent and her wife looked at her in a way that I can only describe as smoldering
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I think about this post from time to time.
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probably a good idea to make sure everybody is up to speed on the basics of this one
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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you've watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? Well. Either I'm getting saved in a really cool action sequence, or I get a dramatic death which the volume will largely revolve around. Win/win, to be honest.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? I'll be fine... eventually. Worth it for the feast afterwards though.
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THE PROBLEM: Most forms of energy are harming the environment THE SOLUTION: Switch to alternative forms of renewab... THE PROBLEM: Hold on, I have an idea, what if we made invisible valueless money that eats electricity THE SOLUTION: ...what? THE PROBLEM: Also I have this plagiarism machine
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📸 Unknown 🔗 https://redd.it/rbkkhi
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📸 Rob Lee 🔗 https://flickr.com/photos/55761924@N00/756964917
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i got suspended on twitter its over
End of feed.